VideoBox Holiday Haiku Contest
Hey guys, Sasha here. The folks in customer service thought it’d be fun to have a haiku contest for the holidays. They’re fun to come up with and usually pretty funny to read. The topic: How much you love VB (No pictures please!).
One lucky winner will win a VB holiday gift package which includes: VB t-shirt, VB stress reducer boob, VB key chain, holiday card signed by vb blog team, VB usb stick, VB stickers, and two free dvds. You will also win a spot on the VB blog when we announce you as the winner and post your haiku.
How to Enter:
Submit your haiku on why you love VB to support@videobox.com.
Contest Rules:
To be eligible, entries must be completed and received on or by the closing date. All entries shall become the property of VideoBox.
By claiming the prize, the winner authorizes the use, without additional compensation of his or her haiku for promotion and/or advertising purposes in any manner and in any medium. In accepting the prize, the winner acknowledges VideoBox may not be liable for any loss, damages, or injury associated with accepting or using the prize.
One entry per person. You must be over 18 as of 12/19/07 to participate. Deadline for submissions is Wednesday 12/19/07 11:59pm (PST).
Tags: contest
December 6th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
fake tities no more
santa likes the anal balls
shiny pussy glow
December 6th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
season of giving
eva pretend you’re santa
give me a blow job
December 7th, 2007 at 10:56 am
videobox rocks
I’m running out of tube socks
pussy in a box
December 7th, 2007 at 11:11 am
It’s gonna be hard to pick a winner
December 7th, 2007 at 11:15 am
Many nights I jerk off
Belladonna glistening
lube with left hand
December 7th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
5-7-5 monstermash…
December 7th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Keep those entries cumming!
December 7th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Have a nice Christmas
Videobox Alison
…and Happy New Year!
December 7th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
It is late at night
As I check new posts, Oh no…
Tranny porn again!
December 7th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
You guys are killing me.
(Thanks, Hermes Pan. You too!)
December 7th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Oh, my bad Sasha
Merry Christmas to you too
Feel free to spank me!
December 7th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Oh my Hermes Pan. You’ve been a naughty boy….
December 7th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
My girl laughs and squeals,
snowflakes on her cheeks
while she takes it Greek.
December 7th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
sorry my fault: My girl laughs and squeals,
snowflakes falling on her cheeks,
while she takes it greek.
December 7th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Deck the halls with balls,
gives teabags a new meaning
see alison grinning.
December 10th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Point of Order: All all truly great haiku in the English language must end with “Boy becomes a man”
December 10th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
love pussy death grip
cocks burning fury explodes
boy becomes a man
December 10th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
My boy turned eighteen
Videobox from Santa
boy becomes a man
December 11th, 2007 at 6:55 am
Hate to be a pedant but these are Senryu not Haiku. To be a Haiku the poetry should be about nature particularly the seasons or relating to seasons.
Senryu is the humorous form of haiku and can be about anything.
December 11th, 2007 at 6:58 am
sex in the garden
summer is for long and slow
anal in winter
I win so far because mine is the only Haiku so far posted |-)
December 11th, 2007 at 8:07 am
At this time of goodwill and cheer;
now that Alison’s here,
we hope that she knows what our needs are the most;
thats for lots of good vids, with buckets of cum
and jizz on the chin; thats what we love most!
December 11th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
vb we all love
fresh new updates every day
so much cum low pay
December 12th, 2007 at 12:02 am
Sky Lopez, i ask
Julia Bond in stocking
on videobox
December 12th, 2007 at 8:29 am
is that krystal steal in the image at the top of this post? i wish you had vids of her on the site.
December 13th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
That is, indeed, Krysteal Steal. And hey, it’s gotta happen eventually, right?
December 14th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Bottomless content
Wanking winter wonderland
I am stoked (and sticky)
December 17th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
stoked01 I am stoked for you!
December 17th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Here is my entry:
Porno on Desktop
Girlfriend drops under my desk
Videobox is to blame
December 19th, 2007 at 12:26 am
power up V’box
what treasures, pleasures await?
release bliss repeat
March 19th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Soooo, who won?
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:12 pm
wow ))
its very reasonable point of view.
Good post.
realy good post
thank you