Poll: What’s Your Biggest Boner Killer?

bonerkillers.jpgA boner killer, simply put, is something awful that ruins the otherwise good time you were having. That happens a lot in porn. You’ll be enjoying a movie just fine and all of a sudden, you see something that ruins it for you entirely. After surveying the VideoBox office, I’ve come up with a list of potential candidates – pick the one you hate the most.
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72 Responses to “Poll: What’s Your Biggest Boner Killer?”

  1. Bozwell Says:

    This is the first time on this site where I have more or less agreed with everyone’s comments. Instead of re-stating others, I would like to add my own personal turn-off. I would really like to see more creativity with camera angles and sex positions. I realize that there are only so many ways that two people can fuck comfortably, but shooting from a different angle can make even tired old positions seem fresh and hot again.

  2. Dan Says:

    My vote was for violence like you see on most of the videos on here. I’m not against a good S&M video, where you know the girl in the latex is really into getting her nipples pinched by clothes pins or going through posture training, but the crap I’m seeing on here is just more wrong than the entire TS section on this site.

  3. dirtybirdy Says:

    I like the violence. It combines my two most favorite things to watch. MMA and porn. Thank goodness there is no fucking in the Octagon though. Tito Ortiz giving a good throat fucking to Ken Shamrock would be a ratings killer! Anyways, who cares about being choked… when you have a huge dick in your ass. Or two for that matter! “Huh? What? I was being choked? My ass is sore!”

  4. dusti33 Says:

    Keep the anal stuff coming and the more ATM, ATOGM and rimming the better – after all this is a PORN WEB SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Clarkee Says:

    I’d say that almost everything in that list is a “boner killer”; but bit disappointed that violence to the girls came second to seeing the guys face

  6. Clyde Says:

    I can’t stand to see the same old pattern all over. It’s always BJ – Front – Back – in the face… It’s sooo unimaginative, I get bored instantly.
    I’m not gay. I don’t wanna see him cumming, nor closeups of a hairy sack. The guy is just an accessory. Like a dildo, his job is to be hard and quiet.
    Give me the girl (no closeups)! I want her getting off. And tell her to shutup until that happens 🙂

  7. gzus Says:

    Basicly all of teh above,but today I saw a video where the guy was cumming into her mouth,but the camera was a closeup of his dick,and omg his dick has so freakin ugly,and there was this huge saggy piece of skin under his balls…it just put me off ..

  8. Lecherous_Minger Says:

    cocks under 8 inches,droopy scrotes,uncircumsized schmega wangz,razor bumps,diarreha mouth “do it like this do it like that”,effers with fake ass dreadlocks,triple thick ass 3rd world connies that look like they was made out of pure rubber tree sap,stanky white calf high gym socks,loafers and black support hose for mens,random weird hairs.

  9. Val Says:

    Clyde wrote: “I can’t stand to see the same old pattern all over. It’s always BJ – Front – Back – in the face… It’s sooo unimaginative…” ——Dude, EXACTLY!! In the Eighties and Nineties, it was always suck, missionary, doggy, cum on ass, and now, it’s always suck, lick, missionary, doggy, facial. Personally, I would go for more seductive looks, erotic talk, authentic-sounding moaning, more creative money-shots, and other hot stuff. I guess to each his own.

  10. Riot Says:

    Ass-to-mouth in any form kills it for me. I like imagining the chicks are enjoying it, and I can’t imagine anyone enjoying the taste of something fresh out of their own ass.

  11. PeterMc Says:

    Not into, the whole DP, gangbang stuff, you just end up with loads of dudes in the scene covering up the girl. I also hate when most directors shoot doggy they have the guy climbing and hunching all over the girl so you just end up seeing some dudes ass and balls going up and down. Much prefer to see some over the shoulder shots so you can actually see the girls ass in doggy, particularly annoying when they are supposed to be ass lovers movies anyway and the man covers it up. I’m an ass man by the way! On a separate note surely no one wants to see violent stuff, unless the girl is clearly enjoying herself, that Cody Lane scene was not good

  12. shtop Says:

    Now this is a good poll! Pretty much what Val said – “All of the above.” But I’d like to rate (from biggest boner kill to least) your list from 1-8 (at least for me).
    1.) (biggest boner kill for me) = DPs/Gangbangs – Any scene where I gotta look at more than one guy at a time… Just riuns it. Some gangbangs aren’t bad in that there was only one guy at a time – thats not so bad.
    2.) Violent/abusing the girls – not into rape fetish at all. Nuff said.
    3.) Consuming cum off a plate (cum swapping too) etc… – Sigh… How many perfectly good cream pie scenes get ruined by the girls then consuming the cum (in some manner) instead of just letting it drip out? Its like Boner to vomit in under 6.2 seconds.
    4.) Cut to the guys face/taint – I grouped both into one. I don’t come to this site to look at guys. The less I can see of any guys in these scenes, the better.
    5.)Other: Anal. – Ya I know, I’m probably the only guy on this site who doesn’t care to watch anal sex. Fortunatly most anal scenes at least have some standard (vaginal) in the beginnning. Its a shame when there is *only* anal though.
    6.) Rimming/ass licking – I’m surprised this came in last place (just before “Other”)!? Does no one else realize what normally comes out of that area and what (most likely) that tastes like? I’ll give you a hint, its not vanilla.
    7.) Spitting into an orifice
    8.) Pimples etc… – Meh, a few blemishes don’t really bother me all that much.

  13. jfro Says:

    This blog post is already old so I don’t know who’s going to see this but I recommend that we have others like it:

    Another not quite bone killer but nevertheless stupidity of porn directors is the tendency to shoot women from below, particularly their asses. I prefer to look at women from either my own eye height or just maybe at a level even with their butts. The tendency to look up at women’s butts or cunts is in my mind, just a little bit creepy…

  14. roco Says:

    Bad camera work is one of the worst things about porn. Most cameramen move around too much. I’m not even talking about shaky hands or anything. I mean that they’re constantly walking around the room and changing angles. Just find a good angle and stay there for a minute or two. Don’t keep zooming in, zooming out, turing the camera diagonally, and shooting from the ground straight up. Why do these cameramen zoom in way too close on an area that is constantly moving around? Talk about blurry. Talk about motion sickness. Oh, and why do they always zoom in and center the frame on the guy’s ball sack? Focus on the girl, she’s the reason the video’s being made in the first place. Certainly others have complained about this stuff before, and it doesn’t take a lot of talent or skill with a video camera. It just takes common sense, and a bit of care to not mess up what could be a great sex scene.

  15. Betsywetsy Says:

    I also go with “all the above”. But the violent scenes are the worst. The guys who do this are real pussys & cowards.

  16. Jeff M Says:

    I hate music in porn. Especially loud generic rock. I want to hear the sound of balls slapping bare ass. I hate tattoos, and most boob jobs. I hate spitting on the lens.

  17. oldvert Says:

    Biggest thrill kill is guys jerking off to finish a scene. A porn actress spends an entire scene supposedly stimulating a man, and then she doesn’t finish what she’s been doing all along?

  18. arcidy Says:

    Frankly I hate when they cut to the guys face. That is the worse feeling when your about to cum and it shoots to the guys face right as your cumming.

  19. deadelvis Says:

    Spitting into a girls mouth pure hostility

  20. the commish Says:

    Along with two stiff dicks coming in contact with each other in anything other than accidental contact (GAY…end of discussion)I just wish the guy’s in porn would….SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!! These douche bags have killed more clips on me than I care to count. I’m not talking about some dirty chit-chat during sex but the shit I gotta’ listen to when they drop a load is just too G-D MUCH!!! They sound like 12 year old’s bustin’ a nut for the first time…and Jeanna Fine is the one working their helmet as if her life depended on it! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST….SHUT YOUR DICK SUCKERS!!!

  21. babeluvr Says:

    Violence or any non-mutual aggression is the worst. Spitting in the woman’s mouth is a big turn-off. I agree with many other comments that it is a great turn-ON to see the woman finish the guy off.

  22. Starship Mechanic Says:

    I hate it when the girl starts licking the guy’s asshole. The ABSOLUTE LAST thing I want to see in porn is a close-up of a guy’s hairy asshole, for fuck’s sake! Also, misogynistic abusive behaviour pisses me off in general. I like porn where the women are enjoying it. It can be hardcore (some girls like getting it really hard), but the slapping, choking, nose-pinching, spitting, etc. is a huge turn-off. I wish directors would stop doing it; it’s gotten so I can’t actually watch a typical modern porn scene all the way through. When I watch with my wife, I have to make an edited version with the misogynistic bullshit cut out of it.