Comments on: Poll: What’s Your Biggest Boner Killer?

By: Starship Mechanic

Starship Mechanic — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 06:29:06 +0000

I hate it when the girl starts licking the guy’s asshole. The ABSOLUTE LAST thing I want to see in porn is a close-up of a guy’s hairy asshole, for fuck’s sake! Also, misogynistic abusive behaviour pisses me off in general. I like porn where the women are enjoying it. It can be hardcore (some girls like getting it really hard), but the slapping, choking, nose-pinching, spitting, etc. is a huge turn-off. I wish directors would stop doing it; it’s gotten so I can’t actually watch a typical modern porn scene all the way through. When I watch with my wife, I have to make an edited version with the misogynistic bullshit cut out of it.

By: babeluvr

babeluvr — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:28:48 +0000

Violence or any non-mutual aggression is the worst. Spitting in the woman’s mouth is a big turn-off. I agree with many other comments that it is a great turn-ON to see the woman finish the guy off.

By: the commish

the commish — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:29:45 +0000

Along with two stiff dicks coming in contact with each other in anything other than accidental contact (GAY…end of discussion)I just wish the guy’s in porn would….SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!! These douche bags have killed more clips on me than I care to count. I’m not talking about some dirty chit-chat during sex but the shit I gotta’ listen to when they drop a load is just too G-D MUCH!!! They sound like 12 year old’s bustin’ a nut for the first time…and Jeanna Fine is the one working their helmet as if her life depended on it! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST….SHUT YOUR DICK SUCKERS!!!

By: deadelvis

deadelvis — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:10:07 +0000

Spitting into a girls mouth pure hostility

By: arcidy

arcidy — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:16:41 +0000

Frankly I hate when they cut to the guys face. That is the worse feeling when your about to cum and it shoots to the guys face right as your cumming.

By: oldvert

oldvert — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:55:47 +0000

Biggest thrill kill is guys jerking off to finish a scene. A porn actress spends an entire scene supposedly stimulating a man, and then she doesn’t finish what she’s been doing all along?

By: Jeff M

Jeff M — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:21:15 +0000

I hate music in porn. Especially loud generic rock. I want to hear the sound of balls slapping bare ass. I hate tattoos, and most boob jobs. I hate spitting on the lens.

By: Betsywetsy

Betsywetsy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:08:39 +0000

I also go with “all the above”. But the violent scenes are the worst. The guys who do this are real pussys & cowards.

By: roco

roco — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:12:23 +0000

Bad camera work is one of the worst things about porn. Most cameramen move around too much. I’m not even talking about shaky hands or anything. I mean that they’re constantly walking around the room and changing angles. Just find a good angle and stay there for a minute or two. Don’t keep zooming in, zooming out, turing the camera diagonally, and shooting from the ground straight up. Why do these cameramen zoom in way too close on an area that is constantly moving around? Talk about blurry. Talk about motion sickness. Oh, and why do they always zoom in and center the frame on the guy’s ball sack? Focus on the girl, she’s the reason the video’s being made in the first place. Certainly others have complained about this stuff before, and it doesn’t take a lot of talent or skill with a video camera. It just takes common sense, and a bit of care to not mess up what could be a great sex scene.

By: jfro

jfro — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 10:33:32 +0000

This blog post is already old so I don’t know who’s going to see this but I recommend that we have others like it:

Another not quite bone killer but nevertheless stupidity of porn directors is the tendency to shoot women from below, particularly their asses. I prefer to look at women from either my own eye height or just maybe at a level even with their butts. The tendency to look up at women’s butts or cunts is in my mind, just a little bit creepy…