This week, we released a movie called Sexy Secretaries #2. Member UncaYimmy2 made a comment on it that, as of this writing, has received 81 positive bangs:
This video reminds me that in the old days the women wore lingerie a lot more often. I kind of miss that. Then again, I miss a neatly trimmed bush and natural boobs. I also have fond memories of when anal sex was a novelty and DP was hard core. Back then nobody choked a girl, made her gag and spit, or expected her to expel fluids out of her pussy. Man, how sad that I’m sounding like a old man bitching about how porn was better when I was coming up (pardon the pun). Of course, back then you just beat off and went to sleep instead of writing reviews for your online buddies.
That comment got me thinking. Has porn progressed in the wrong direction? Is mainstream porn now too much for most fans? Are people looking for something a little softer? You tell me.
Archive for May, 2008
You might remember Isabella Rossellini as the nightclub singer Dorothy Vallens in Blue Velvet. Or maybe just as Ingrid Bergman’s daughter. Regardless, she’s just directed her first film. It’s called Green Porno. According to the Sundance Channel’s press kit:
Green Porno is a series of very short films conceived, written, directed by and featuring Isabella Rossellini about the sex life of bugs, insects and various creatures. The films are a comical, but insightful study of the curious ways certain bugs “make love”.
This sounds strange, but it’s so much odder than even the description makes it seem. You can watch the movie on the Sundance Channel’s website. I recommend the Bee video.
Porn may be going in a circus-sex direction these days, but at least this isn’t the kind of stuff we’re offering. I promise we will never buy this movie.
The other day, blog reader sizelarge22 asked me to list some scenes with the best dirty talking sluts. In my opinion there’s an elite group of dirty talking girls wouldn’t shut up if you gagged them. Then there are other girls who are occasionally inspired to spout off at the mouth.
I’ve come up with a short list of scenes and a slightly longer list of girls who get dirty in almost every scene. Please chime in with your own favorite filth-mouthed girls/scenes in the comments.
Scenes with Dirty Talking Stars
Hannah West in Fuel Injected #6, Scene 2
Ava Devine in Pussyman’s Big Tit Paradise #4, Scene 2
Penny Flame in Young & Natural, Scene 3
Jennifer Dark in She’s Half My Age #3, Scene 2
Filthy Mouthed Ladies
Avy Lee Roth
Bree Olsen (Interracial Creampies #4, scene 1)
Dani Woodward (13 Cum Hungry Cocksuckers #2, Scene 13)
Thanks to zarafan, G man, sizelarge22, jfro, ropeadope2, KyonoRocks and Jambi for these picks!