You Can Buy Teagan’s Breast Implants

Teagan Presley ImplantsDarrah over at Porn Star Babylon just posted a link to Teagan Presley’s breast implant eBay auction.

According to Teagan’s MySpace blog (note: her profile is set to private):

I have had some many requests for my old implants that we removed last Tuesday by fans, adult sites and magazines, I am selling them on eBay.

They have been medically sterlized, and you get my silicone implants, an autographed DVD of Babysitters, and two autographed photos, one nude and one not nude, all beautifully framed!

20% of the proceeds will go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Cure Fund through eBay, and the rest will go to pay for my new surgery I just had as well as my big legal bills now I have for my custody and legal battles.


The bidding starts at $2,000…get ‘em while they’re, uh, hot.

Update: eBay pulled the auction. Go figure…

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13 Responses to “You Can Buy Teagan’s Breast Implants”

  1. tenbones Says:

    Wow that’s alot of cash for very little return..What’s the chance of re-selling those items?

    2 grand can buy you a lot of fun with real live ladies

  2. Wordyo Says:

    Is $2000 enough to buy a time machine to stop her from getting implants in the first place?

  3. HotScooter2 Says:

    i think i will lower the bid to something more realistic like let’s say a nickel

  4. fedor Says:

    Its a nice thought but it sounds like she has big time money problems so I seriously doubt a penny will find its way to charity.

  5. illini Says:

    if she is having money problems maybe we will see some scenes of her doing some dirty shit soon!

  6. ropeadope2 Says:

    Damn, I just started saving up for my first ever Fleshlight based on the positve comments in Alison’s recent post. Two thousand (starting bid) seems a bit steep. Anyone willing to go halfsies with me?

  7. Strangepork Says:

    Lots of views, but no bids yet… I like one of the comments in the Q&A section of the auction “I would have gladly paid her $2,000 just to remove them and NOT put in another pair.” Sorry rope, I might’ve gone halfsies if not for the fact that part of the proceeds go towards her new pair.

  8. alison Says:

    tenbones – They’ve gotta be at least as much an investment as beanie babies or presidential campaign pins or something, right? This is history!

    Wordyo – LOL

    HotScooter2 – A new pair of fakes a nickel will not buy.

    fedor – Divorces are expensive, I hear.

    illini – Teagan used to be a pretty dirty gonzo girl before she got that DP contract…check out Butt Cream Pie #4, scene 1

    ropeadope2 – One thousand per implant…someone’s gotta take that deal :)

    Strangepork – Maybe if you offer her double, she’ll take the new ones out…

  9. Strangepork Says:

    Naah, if I did that she’d probably start calling me up every few months threatening to get another operation unless I forked over more dough… I’m sure I could spend that kind of money in ways that would help me forget that she ever even existed… Or maybe if I invested it wisely, I’d be able to afford a state-of-the-art robohooker of my very own, whenever they actually hit the market. :P

  10. CMoney Says:

    Anyone & I mean anyone who even bids a penny for “those” is a sad loser. Point blank.

  11. Saxmonkey Says:

    And now the auction is canceled. Details anyone?

  12. xposh Says:

    “This listing (320271912871) has been removed or is no longer available.”

    Used medical shit is just plain wrong and not hot. I wouldn’t touch those things. They should be thrown in the trash just like used needles would be. Who cares if they’ve been sterilized. That shit is just plain nasty.

  13. Brinkman Says:

    When I read about this, I didn’t think ebay would allow this. Sale of implantable medical devices is prohibited. It’s stated clearly in their rules. I can’t imagine why the surgeon who removed these let Teagan have them – sterilized or no, they’re still medical waste and should have been disposed of properly. Frankly, the whole idea of this weirds me out. It’s serial-killer creepy to want to buy and own such a thing.