Looking for Some Shitty Advice?
Tom Byron is a bit of a porn legend. He’s been in something like 2,000 movies since the early 80’s. He’s also, apparently, a funny guy.
This video from PopPorn.com is called Shitty Advice from Tom Byron wherein he and Shayla LaVeaux proceed to give shitty advice to people who write in and ask for it (though I can’t imagine why they would).
I clearly need an advice column.
Tags: shayla laveaux, tom byron, videos
October 1st, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Haha, Best line:
Shayla: I think some good communication is something you should try.
Tom: I would just try the drugs, but…
That shit is awesome. Are there more of these episodes?
October 1st, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Yeah, this is the full list of Tom Byron related posts: http://popporn.com/taxonomy/term/39
There’s a half decent one with Jenna Haze and a really boring one with Stephanie Swift. I’m still not sure what I think of the Nina Hartley one.
October 1st, 2008 at 6:42 pm
It would be nice if he didn’t smack on a wad of gum in his mouth like a damn cow.
October 1st, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Ya know, It’s always been a tough decision for me….should I date rape her, or bring roses? just kidding. this guy was pretty funny, just hope he’s not being too serious haha. good find alison. stuff like this is much appreciated
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:16 am
That was amusing. And maybe you should start your own advice column. I’m pretty sure that there are many people who are members of this site who would contribute to Ask Alison …
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:06 am
Hey davros, that’s not a bad idea. Maybe I’ll make a post asking for submissions today or tomorrow.
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Dear Alison:
i need your advise real bad. i am a married man and all.
but somehow last night between drinking champagne out of Cinderella’s slipper,and visiting you in Wonderland. i met a beautiful princess and fell in love with her like that. the terrible thing is that after our first french kiss,she done turned into an ugly toad. But being that i have always been a horny toad,i still loves her even as a toad. but how can i tell my wife that i want to leave her over a toad. And finally Dear Alison how will i deal with all of this in divorce court.
From a desperate toad in North Carolina
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Alison:
getting your first shot at being an advise columnist. so give me some good old fashioned shitty advise. anything you say gotta be better than Tom Byron,because you a lot smarter than he is
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Hey, I’m glad you took my suggestion. Have fun with it, Ali.
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Allison, I have an off topic question for you. Why do my comments keep getting deleted? It seems everytime I have a negative opinion of a posted vid, my comment magically vanishes. As a PAYING customer, this seems like total BS.
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Alison:
One of the 2 biggest bimbos appeared in Shitty advise with Tom Byron,and that is Jenna Haze. Gorgeous and sexy but incredibly dumb. The other is Britney Skye. If i were younger and in better health i would probably fuck either one of them in a heartbeat if given the opportunity. Neither one of them are any competition for Katherine Hepburn or Paul Newman for sure. And speaking of a good role model who could be a better one than Paul Newman
Another thing that gets me is that many members of VB have stopped watching Haley Paige since her demise. But why we have no trouble watching Paul Newman or Helen Hayes or a number of deceased hollywood actors.And Haley was great at what she did. She was an artist of porn and in many ways brought porn to a higher level. In many ways she could be interpreted in more than one level. she had that innocent schoolgirl look but could give head as well as any hooker
i sincerely believe she could have crossed over into the real world of acting and been a hollywood success. but unfortunately the drugs and her asshole husband prevented that. she had retired from porn and was going to school to become a sexologist,and she would have been a good one.
Alison hon i didn’t mean to write a book . it was just stuff that was on my mind
October 5th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Allison. Absolutely a great call on this one. I thought Nina was great!!! The only problem I had was that it was too short. I am a long fan of Nina, the original white girl with a big ass. Thanks..this was very cool.