Archive for November, 2008

I’m Curious: How Do You Feel About Twitter?

I’m the first to admit that while I’m pretty hip to the stuff the kids like, I’m not what you’d call an early adopter. I tend to think that most new technologies are useless until proven otherwise and ignore them until I cannot afford to any longer. Which is why I don’t use Twitter. And why I’m now curious about it.

So I have a few questions for you. If you’d be so kind to answer and elaborate in the comments if necessary, I’d be much obliged.




As an FYI, I’m leaving Tuesday morning to go visit my family for Thanksgiving, so my internet access will be pretty limited. Happy Turkey day to all of you who celebrate it!

This Week’s Finishers: 11/15 – 11/21

There were a lot of finishers this week. Twenty four, to be exact. I also tried out a new format this week. Let me know if you like it!

Fresh Faces #6, Scene 1 starring Gwen

I guess Gwen didn’t want cum in her hair (she held it back). Or in her eyes (squeezed shut). Or on her face (moved out of the line of fire).
Hand To Hand Combat, Scene 10 starring
Brianna Love

Brianna Love is really cute. But some of the faces she’s making here are not. Getting this guy to cum seems like squeezing water from a stone. This is a great movie in which every girl finishes, but this is not my favorite scene.
Hand To Hand Combat, Scene 9 starring
Crista Moore and Shawna Lenee

Christa bobs Shawna’s head on the cock for a while, but when he starts coming, they seem slightly surprised and and up licking it off their fingers.


Thirty-eight Percent of Porn Stars Do Anal?

A few months ago, I read this post about a guy who ran some stats on “what will porn actresses do” based on data from an adult modeling agency’s website. Curious whether his numbers would hold true at other agencies and in general (confidence requires more than one sample, after all), I ran some numbers of my own.

This data isn’t shocking. Some interesting things that stood out to me, however, were:

1. Blowjobs aren’t a given. Only about 60% of girls do them. And swallowing is available less than half the time.

2. A star who’ll do girl/girl is pretty easy to find, but one who’ll do girl/girl anal is much more difficult. More will do anal with men than women.

3. Depending on whose data you look at, women willing to do solo are less prevalent than those willing to have sex with someone else on camera. Is there something inherently more self-conscious about being the only one being filmed?

4. About 10% of porn stars claim to be able to squirt. Is it possible that 10% of all women can squirt? Or are porn stars more likely to be able to/claim to be able to?

5. Only about half of porn girls will do interracial. Seriously?

Did anything jump out at you guys about these numbers? Or did they simply confirm for you that I’m a huge dork? 😉

This Week’s Finishers: 11/8 – 11/14

Vice Girls #2, Scene 4 starring Ashley Blue
Ashley gets a little help from guy 1 and then doublehandedly (that’s a word, right?) strokes the second guy off into her mouth. Classic Ashley Blue.

Cum To Mommy #2, Scene 4 starring Andrea
Not a great scene, but perhaps realistic if you were actually to fuck some random mom in your neighborhood. Member s2w9 sums it up: “complaining about anything in this scene is off-limits because she dirty talks while finishing him like a champ.”

All You Need Is Sex, Scene 6 starring Rebecca Linares and Lilianne Tiger
Lilianne jerks him off into both their mouths. Then they do a little french kissing/cum swapping. Probably the hottest example of this I’ve ever seen. (mostly because I’ve never seen a hot example of cum swapping before). Why the hell they cut to this guy’s awful face before the pop, I don’t know.

10 Years Big Bust #4, Scene 1 starring Minka
Minka jerks this guys off between her ridiculous ginormous (keeping the word invention going) breasts.

Perverted Planet #2, Scene 1 starring Salma de Nora
This scene was going fine until she’s stroking him into her mouth and gets it up the nose. Which looks like a booger and ruined it a bit.

Nasty Talk, Scene 5 starring Sandra Romain
Sandra Romain jerks him off into her mouth. Not at it, into it. You can see the cum on her tongue. A fine example of why Sandra Romain is awesome.

Superfuckers #10: Non Stop Sex, Scene 6 starring Petra Short
Two guys in this scene. Petra jerks the second guy off into her mouth after first guy does it himself.

Superfuckers #10: Non Stop Sex, Scene 3 starring Yasmine Fitzgerald and Alissa
The blonde (I’ll admit it, I don’t know which one is which) jerks him off into her mouth, kinda.

Naked Eyes, Scene 3 starring Bunny Bleu and Susan Hart
Guy gets jerked off by Susan and Bunny while eating Susan’s pussy

Naked Eyes, Scene 2 starring Bunny Bleu and Susan Hart
Bunny Bleu blows Herschel Savage, who says some dumb ass shit while he’s coming. It’s slightly comical, but not hot. Best quote: “The fortune of life surges through my penis!”

Believe Me I Wanna DP #3, Scene 3 starring Nikki Ryder
Ms. Ryder strokes one guy’s cum right on to her tongue ring. The other has to jerk himself off.

Friday Poll: You Make Three (part 2)

Volume #2 of our threesome survey. If you haven’t had a chance to vote in the initial poll, please go here to do so. I’ve tried to incorporate a few of the prior suggested performers in today’s post. I still have a few dozen combinations in mind for future editions of the poll. Possibly we’ll run the poll five times and select the top two finishers from each vote to compete in a final showdown. As you’ll recall from the earlier post, you’ve been selected to participate in a threesome and have the choice to insert yourself in one of the following pairings:

Adrianna Faust & Micah Moore
Alexa Von Tess & Stephanie Cane
Alexis Texas & Jenny Hendrix
Angel Dark & Jennifer Dark
Annette Schwartz* & Sasha Grey
Ashlynn Brooke & Keri Sable
Belladonna & Taylor Rain
Gianna Michaels & Penny Flame
Jasmine Byrne & Jenaveve Jolie
Lily Thai & Luci Thai

*Several scenes also credited as Annette Schwarz




5 Ways to Tell Real Breasts from Fakes

Most pornstar boobjobs are pretty obvious. But every now and then, you see a cute girl with nice tits and you’re just not sure. It happens to all of us.

So, how to tell? Below are 5 indicators I use to guess whether a girl has real or fake breasts. It’s not a foolproof system, but I think looking for these signs will go a long way toward making a determination if you’re really curious.

Are They Fake? The Signs

1. They’re oddly shaped
Breasts should not be round or bulgy on top. Natural breasts slope downward, especially with age. If you see a MILF with grapefruit-sized breasts and stick straight out, they’re probably aftermarket parts.

2. They’re strangely positioned
Maybe they’re a little too high up on the chest or spaced incorrectly. Large breasts generally reside around the middle of the bicep or lower. If they’re right below her clavicle, the chances are good that they’re fakes. Other telltale signs are boobs that are too far apart or too close together. Many times, girls wear long necklaces to disguise the fact that their breasts aren’t spaced normally.

3. Hardness/immobility
The consistency of a breast can be hard to determine on video, but fake tits don’t move freely, especially in the cowgirl positions and doggy style. They should bounce up and down or hang. Another good time to check is when she’s lying on her back. Real boobs will flatten out and slide toward her armpits.

4. Scars and dimpling
This one’s pretty obvious. Check around the nipples and where the underside of the boob meets her body for scars. Dimpling can occur anywhere on the breast, but tends to happen on the sides and underneath. A common way to disguise this is by leaving bras or other strategically positioned articles of clothing on.

5. Way too big for her frame
Girls who stand 5’2” and weigh 105 lbs do not have DDs. C’mon…

Mini Gallery for Illustration Purposes
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Ask Alison: I Can’t Cum!

Hi Alison,

I have a question for you.
I’m a 30 year old male and I’ve never ejaculated during intercourse or a blowjob. Maybe this is normal but I don’ t hear a lot of people complaining about it. I can fuck for as long as I want and sometimes I feel kind of close but I never make it that far. At best I can fuck a lot and then my girl friend has to jerk me off but even that’s hard. Could it be I’ve masturbated too much in life? I started when I was 13 and jerked it quite a lot between now and then but I doubt that is uncommon. There are lots of products out that to help a man stay hard or not to cum but is there anything out there to help a guy like me cum easier?

Thanks and I look forward to a response,


Holly Randall: Where Did the Real Pornstars Go?

Holly Randall is a great photographer who’s worked in porn for about 10 years (oh, and she’s the daughter of legendary photographer Suze Randall).

During her time in the business, she’s seen the changes the industry has undergone and has an interesting perspective on how the girls have changed over the years that she wrote about in her XBiz column a couple weeks ago.

What happened to the few, the proud, the real pornstars? Back in the Golden Age of the adult industry, the performers were mostly a small community of women who truly loved sex and enjoyed showing their passion for it on camera. They were often older than the typical just-turned-18 fresh meat that I see so frequently these days, and lasted much longer.

She goes on to talk about how gonzo has basically become a competition in which the girls are expected to do ever-more extreme circus acts for their money.

I think this resonated with me because I’ve met these hollow-eyed girls who don’t even try to hide the fact that they’re just there to get paid and have no sexual passion whatsoever. It’s not hot and I think it’s one of the main reasons that I find 85% of porn completely boring and unsexy.

What do you guys think? Is porn really in a race to the bottom or are people just overreacting to the natural evolution of the industry?

This Week’s Finishers: 11/1 – 11/7

I’m so busy today that I’m going to post these links without the little reviews right now. Sorry.

Cute Little Asses #6, Scene 2 starring Cameron

Cute Little Asses #6, Scene 4 starring Lulu

Blistering Blowjobs #7, Scene 4 starring Laura Lion


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