5 Ways to Tell Real Breasts from Fakes

Most pornstar boobjobs are pretty obvious. But every now and then, you see a cute girl with nice tits and you’re just not sure. It happens to all of us.

So, how to tell? Below are 5 indicators I use to guess whether a girl has real or fake breasts. It’s not a foolproof system, but I think looking for these signs will go a long way toward making a determination if you’re really curious.

Are They Fake? The Signs

1. They’re oddly shaped
Breasts should not be round or bulgy on top. Natural breasts slope downward, especially with age. If you see a MILF with grapefruit-sized breasts and stick straight out, they’re probably aftermarket parts.

2. They’re strangely positioned
Maybe they’re a little too high up on the chest or spaced incorrectly. Large breasts generally reside around the middle of the bicep or lower. If they’re right below her clavicle, the chances are good that they’re fakes. Other telltale signs are boobs that are too far apart or too close together. Many times, girls wear long necklaces to disguise the fact that their breasts aren’t spaced normally.

3. Hardness/immobility
The consistency of a breast can be hard to determine on video, but fake tits don’t move freely, especially in the cowgirl positions and doggy style. They should bounce up and down or hang. Another good time to check is when she’s lying on her back. Real boobs will flatten out and slide toward her armpits.

4. Scars and dimpling
This one’s pretty obvious. Check around the nipples and where the underside of the boob meets her body for scars. Dimpling can occur anywhere on the breast, but tends to happen on the sides and underneath. A common way to disguise this is by leaving bras or other strategically positioned articles of clothing on.

5. Way too big for her frame
Girls who stand 5’2” and weigh 105 lbs do not have DDs. C’mon…

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21 Responses to “5 Ways to Tell Real Breasts from Fakes”

  1. ropeadope Says:

    Thank you Alison, very informative article with excellent photos illuminating your guidelines. Enjoyed the link to Liliana Moreno in The Girl Next Door #5 (opening paragraph). Everyone should check it out, terrific scene.

  2. marca56 Says:

    I can usually tell just instinctively even when they are pretty decent. This list puts all the details I was noticing passively into sharper focus, though. I just hope that doesn’t ruin me for some girls…I doubt it.

    Now we need a thread with the top 10 best fakes.

  3. nawj Says:

    While many of these tips should be common knowledge to the members of this site, the pics for illustration were brilliant! I felt like I was back in grade school during show and tell! Good Stuff!

  4. Strangepork Says:

    I agree with the above comments. I knew a lot of this intuitively, but never spelled it out as such. Aside from the deception (which I find somewhat insulting), the thing I dislike the most about fakes is how they interrupt the natural, beautiful flow of a woman’s curves. Big or small, naturals just look “right” because they make anatomical sense.

  5. friedrich Says:

    This is way off-topic, but has anyone else seen the sudden avalanche of new videos that are dated to be released up to a week from today? What’s the story?

  6. subdude Says:

    fridrich – I thought I had finally figured out this damn time travel machine. But alas I can’t check out any of the videos. Still need to work out some of the kinks I guess

  7. geoffc Says:

    Looks like we know what updates are coming till the 20th!

  8. Drock Says:

    Please let us view those videos you released, please dont tease us!

  9. peegee Says:

    Who is the girl on the videobox front page?

  10. jfro21 Says:

    There are also some fakes that may look natural when the woman is standing because they droop down but when the woman is on her back the base of the tit is too narrow and the balloon-like quality of the fake boob shows up. I can’t think of actresses who have this because I avoid fakes like the plague.

    There is however a Euro-chick who is in one of the Sex Maniac movies, she’s called Karen Valentine in that one…commenters say that she has the most perfect body in porn and her boobs look like either the best fakes or she has amazingly firm breasts. She does look fantastic. Note that some Eurochicks for dietary reasons perhaps seem to have firmer higher-set natural breasts than many American chicks. Not sure if this chic though is natural.

  11. xposh Says:

    Good stuff. Never seen anything like cap 2 before. Fake boobs are lovely though or can be.

  12. jfro21 Says:

    I issue the “Karen Valentine” challenge: Fake or Real? (see Sex Maniacs)

  13. ropeadope Says:

    Karen Valentine? The cute school teacher from Room 222? lol, I’m really dating myself here.

  14. Luke Wilson Says:

    Is Karen Valentine AMANDA aka BRENDA BLACK?

  15. jfro21 Says:

    Yes, Karen Valentine = Amanda. Waddaya think? Fake or real?

  16. jfro21 Says:

    Legal Skin 14 Scene 1 and Total Babe 4 Scene 5.

  17. marca56 Says:

    Karen’s are fake…but very good.

  18. extremejay Says:

    Look up Yulia Nova. She goes against the 5’2″ 105 lb comment

  19. extremejay Says:

    ok i tried to put up a quick link but it wont post……trust me allison look her up. WOW!

  20. Rael Says:

    Another way to tell is nipple position. Just look at the second pic, and you’ll see what I mean.

  21. robmc Says:

    Allie Sin’s seem to expand and contract over time, but still seem real (I think). I think she is tidal.