Please enjoy this guest post by wcfields. – Alison
Once there was a fair lass named Alison,
To whom I sent an electronic mail,
To see if her permission could be won,
For questioning our members (mostly male):
She thought my note a lovely suggestion,
And said to speed my query with all haste.
So I ask ‘What gives you an erection?”
Or makes you sopping wet below the waist?
Perhaps you wish they focused on the Kiss,
Or Dirty Talk you cannot do without.
Do you long to see nasty girls drink piss?
(On this one point alone I have some doubt.)
So tell us all what cranks your libido.
Please chose your favorite dirty acts below.
Please feel fee to make a fuller accounting in the comments. Ranked lists are appreciated!