Noah’s Celebrity Lookalikes
Do you ever wonder if there’s someone who watches as much porn as you do? Well there is…Me. My name is Noah and I’m your VideoBox frame picker. It’s my job to watch every movie on the site and pick out the best still frames so you guys can see what’s going on in each scene. Not a bad gig!
Seeing as how I look at porn ALL DAY LONG, you can imagine how much interesting and weird stuff I get/have to see. I usually save the best pictures in a folder so I can entertain myself and co-workers but I realized, hey, maybe the VideoBoxers would get a kick outta this stuff too. Today I’m gonna keep it pretty mild and just show you some of the celebrity look-alikes I’ve come across but I promise I’ll come back and share some juicier stuff later.
So here they are in no particular order:
Okay, the comparison between De’bella and swamp thing may be a little harsh but don’t you think we kinda got the shit end of the stick when Jewel De’nyle quit doing porn because her mom (De’bella) started making videos too? I haven’t seen a trade that bad since the weird kid in kindergarten swapped my apple for his snack pack. Anyway, I’m sure you all have some other look-alikes stored up so let’s hear ‘em!
Tags: britney spears, brooke burke, casper vice, celebrities, celebrity, christoph clark, de'bella, gerard depardieu, jamie pressly, janine lindemulder, jesse jane, jillian barberie, kelly osbourne, swamp thing, teagan presley
December 16th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Do you ever pick a screencap just to get a rise out of us? Just asking….
December 16th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Thanks. I like it. Janine/Jillian is brilliant.
December 16th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
The De’Bella one is spot on. HAHA!!! Word!!!
December 16th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
I’ve long noticed the similarity between Teagan Presley and Britney Spears; I hate to say it, but if I didn’t know who was who I would guess that Christoph Clark was the movie star and Gerard Depardieu is the porno guy….
It would take a ton of makeup, but Taylor Rain’s smile at least is very similar to Anne Hathaway’s…. Now THERE’S an idea for a threesome!!
Zarafan
December 16th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Lexi Love reminds me a lot of Britney.
December 16th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I always thought Felix Vicious looked like Britney Spears.
December 16th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Lisa Ann/Michelle Caruso-Cabrera(CNBC).Obscure,yes. But I’ve kinda got a thing for her.
December 17th, 2008 at 4:30 am
You have a nice job. So what caps do you choose?? Im guessing its the 6 that most people comment on in the reviews section of a dvd page. The small caps at the download page are just cosen in x minute intervals i guess.
To be critical tho – for someone who does this all day that was a pretty weak list.
December 17th, 2008 at 4:30 am
Chosen*
December 17th, 2008 at 5:18 am
Noah,
I think Alison already covered this subject…like Joanna Angel/Sarah Silverman, Stefani/Diamond, etc.
December 17th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Luke – I think you’re being kind of harsh on Noah. This is his first blog post and I don’t think telling him it was weak is going to make him want to post another one.
irhamsrevenge – I did one post on the topic, but I think Noah brought some new comparisons to the table. I certainly hadn’t heard the De’Bella one before…
December 17th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Noah,
Nice little entry. – Keep them coming
I am sure I am not the only one wondering what it is actually like watching porn all fucking day … literally. Methinks it would rather an interesting post.
December 17th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Your job sounds hard. Does your brain get fried to hell from looking at porn all day? Awesome list btw!
December 17th, 2008 at 10:47 am
I agree with G man (what a surprise?!!) and papa-lop that reading a simple “day on the job” post from Noah would be interesting, and I hope Luke Wilson’s criticisms won’t deter him from posting some of the other stills he’s promised us in future blog entries!
December 17th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Noah – Excellent first post. I never make these connections on my own, but the side-by-side pics of Felicia & Brooke and Teagan & Britney are uncanny.
You have an outstanding job. I loved doing the screen captures for the couple of movie previews I posted to the blog. Great location, great group of people to work with, who could ask for anything more?
Looking forward to your future submissions.
December 17th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Cheers, Noah, thanks for the first post. Your Casper Vice / Kelly Osbourne duo made me laugh out loud – and I mean that in the literal sense, rather than the generic internet “lol.”
Come back soon.
December 17th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Hey guys! Wow, thanks for all the nice feedback. I’m glad most of you enjoyed the post.
Axxis- Good question! Honestly, no. I like you guys (for the most part). I don’t wanna do anything to disrupt an ejnoyable visit to videobox. If you ever see a photo that
is gross or strange, it’s there because I want you to know what’s in store for the scene. You might be grossed out by a still frame of a random tranny, but isn’t that better than happening upon one while watching the scene and in mid-beat?
Irhamsrevenge- You’re right, Alison did do this post once but I didn’t see the harm in contributing to the topic. I’m sorry this seemed redundant to you.
Rope- I’ve been reading the nice emails you’ve been sending to us for a long time now and I gotta say we’ve all developed a fondness for you at the office (i’m sure you know that). Thanks for the kind words!
Zarafan and Gman- I’m flattered that you guys are interested in what my job is like. I will defintitely do a posting soon about what a day is like here in the office.
December 17th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Thanks Ditto! Glad you got a laugh out of it!
December 17th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Nice post.
Every once in awhile I’ll see a porn star look like a celebrity, but most of the connections I see are how much some of them appear to be girls I’ve known from the past who I never saw naked
Am I the only one?
December 17th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
@noah – Enjoyed the post…can’t wait to see the stranger end of the pictures you must come up with on a daily basis.
@DP – I’m definitely with you. Porn Stars that look like celebs don’t do that much for me, but when I see one who looks like a girl that I know or knew, I get really excited. It can be an ex-GF, a lust object, or even a girl I am friends with and am not particularly attracted to (which is the weird part). But for whatever reason, porn girls that look familiar to me are a huge turn on.
December 17th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Loved the first post! I’ve noticed the increase of posts been added to the blog and I think it’s excellent. Are you the first person to refer to us as ‘Videoboxers’? If so, well done sir, I like it! Like others I too would like to read a post about your job, and how it may have affected your perception of sex or your enjoyment of porn? Looking forward to reading more.
December 18th, 2008 at 3:39 am
I guess u set the bar too high alison. Good luck on ur next post Noah. Take some time with it tho.
December 18th, 2008 at 7:28 am
Good job on your first post, Noah. I would like to add to the list that at certain times, Lexi Belle looks a bit like Michelle Trachtenberg. And of course Tyra Banxxx looks a little like Tyra Banks, only she’s not annoying, unlike the celebrity.
December 18th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Here’s one, thought of it after seeing the most recent VB update:
Alektra Blue and Leighton Meester (from Gossip Girl, google her name for pics).
Take a look at the actual video (not the boxcover) and they both have very similar facial features.
December 18th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Daryl Hanah is super hot and sexy, and my wife resembles her, except that my wife is even more hot and sexy; but, I’m biased.
December 18th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
[murmur] Who the heck is Michelle Trachtenberg?![/murmur]
Hey Noah, thanks for this enjoyable post. I also think you have a really good write, so I am looking forward to reading more of that.
Actually I wondered whether this job would be a manual one, but your explanations made that pretty clear. I sometimes still wonder how some of the stuff passes QC but I guess it’s not your call to veto a technically bad video (not talking content – taste is a bitch anyway).
December 18th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
GatosNunez – Rent the movie EuroTrip (Michelle Trachtenberg).
December 19th, 2008 at 3:52 am
To me, Devon looks more like Britney than Teagan.
December 19th, 2008 at 8:07 am
I’m with Walken. Porn chicks who look like women I know is a lot better than ones who look like celebrities. I am not discounting the comparison or this post though. It’s pretty interesting though, I am more interested in your daily job.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:17 am
i got a kick out of this, but it seems kind of cruel to feature women who aren’t on videobox! particularly jesse jane…i have yet to find a video of her on this site…
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:59 am
I think Jessica Lynn looks like Kristen Bell….I tried finding similar photos. Compare and decide for yourself!
http://www.ihaveawife.info/jessicalynn/jessicalynn01.jpg
http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/kristen_bell/kristen-bell-gm_l1.jpg
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:25 am
Noah, you’ve got the magic eye. You make the crappiest scenes look good by choosing the right frames. Ever think of being a DP (director of photography not the other DP?)
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Thanks again for all the kind words guys! You all definitely added some good ideas to this post. I got some good ideas so sometime after the holidays i’ll do another blog.
Walken- I don’t know if anybody else uses “videoboxers”. It just seemed to roll off my tongue. I’m glad you’re cool with it so I will continue to use it!
DoomGoober- I would love to do something like that. I would definitely jump on the opportunity if it came my way!
ilovekittens- Sorry about the tease. I just thought it was too close not to use.
GatosNunez- I only knew Michelle Tractenberg as a child actress that my kid sister used to watch on Disney or something like that, but I guess she’s grown up a lot (check out Ropeadope’s suggestion). also, I don’t have a say in what goes on the site, I just try to make it look nice. But I agree, taste is definitely subjective.
Bronty- I’m glad you love your wife! Seriously! But I have this sneeking suspicion that you are your wife and you have snuck onto your husband’s VB account. Right on though, enjoy the site!
Happy Holidays Everyone!
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:36 pm
I enjoyed your post Noah!! It was entertaining!! Since you have a photo of Jesse Jane, could you give a little nudge to Content Dude to get some scenes of her on Videobox? That would be AWESOME!!
January 19th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Jasmine Byrne = Claire Forlani
January 20th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
look at nicole sheridan looks like beth stern almost like twins
January 21st, 2009 at 9:32 am
For you guys in the U.K. Tina in Coronation Street and a young Tory Lane.
February 1st, 2009 at 10:38 am
I was watching a sean with Holly Hollywood to me she looks like Jennifer Esposito from spin city. Any comments ?.
June 24th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Jenna Presley looks like Elizabeth Hurley. Nice
September 29th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Actually Teagan looks nothing like Britney Spears. Teagan looks like Erica Durance of the tv show “Smallville”:
http://ericadurance.celebscentral.net/photo/121235/
March 30th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
you guys know of a porn star who looks like aclicia silverstone? dated a girl once that looked like her, id like to find a video