Cutest Cuties

Greetings Videobox members! My name is Andy and I work at Videobox as a member of the Content Team. My primary role in the company is to scan and edit all of the DVD box covers on the site. In addition to this I also help out with encoding the content that we get in. In short, my job often requires me to look at these porn stars from an aesthetic standpoint.

It’s been about two years since I first started here, and during my time at Videobox I’ve seen thousands of girls. So I’ve decided to pick out five of what I think are the prettiest girls on the site, pretty all around. Each pick includes a recommendation for a scene to check out. I hope you’ll agree with some of my choices.

Mary Anne
Mary Anne
Mary Anne is a total cutie pie. I first noticed her back when we were encoding some of the first of the Platinum X stuff hitting the site. She seems to have that slightly awkward, amateur thing going on, which I really dig, and her eyes are really blue and hypnotic. Be sure to check her out in Teens Cumming of Age #2, Scene 6, where she claims that her nice ass comes from “all that soccer I used to play back in high school”. Hot!
Annette Schwarz
Annette Schwarz
I truly believe that underneath all that cum-snorting and double anal that there is a sweet little German girl inside of Annette Schwarz. Yes, Annette is one extreme porn star. But, you know what? I think she’s pretty. Don’t miss Annette in Registered Nurse, Scene 2.
Franchezca Valentina
Franchezca Valentina
Franchezca Valentina is one of the hottest pornstars around. I love her long, brown hair and her matching brown eyes. Scene 1 of Clothes Freaks is one of my favorite scenes from Franchezca because of all the different outfits she tries on. I also like the way they do her makeup in that scene and it goes especially well with the black and pink stockings that she puts on at 10:30.
Monica Sweetheart
Monica Sweetheart
I think Monica Sweetheart is drop-dead gorgeous. Lucky for you, there are presently fifty-seven Monica Sweetheart scenes on the site. It’s hard to choose a favorite, but for the sake of time I’m going to say that Cum Drippers #2, Scene 6 is a good one to watch. Monica Sweetheart has beautiful everything and she knows it.
Rebecca Linares
Rebecca Linares
This Spanish cutie is also among my favorites in porn. If you haven’t already, definitely check her out in Booty and the Geek, Scene 4. This is one of Rebecca’s finest scenes and Johnny Thrust is hilarious playing the geek. Listen to the way she pretends to be creeped out. She can hardly contain her cute little smile the whole time. Oh, and you can’t tell me that accent isn’t cute as hell. Linares would be my first choice if I could meet a pornstar in person. She seems absolutely lovely.

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32 Responses to “Cutest Cuties”

  1. along Says:

    I can’t believe you skipped Sunny Lane. She has oe of the cutiest faces in porn.

  2. The_Branchise Says:


  3. broder_david Says:

    Though it would be nearly impossible to agree with all of your choices, I will say that I am apt to agree with most of them. I share your fondness for Linares. Now, off to check out these scenes…

  4. xanthic Says:

    Hopefully there will be more installments in the future; I’m always interested in seeing another really cute girl I missed previously.

    I’m a big fan of Lexi Belle, Faith Leon, and Kylie Richards.

  5. ropeadope Says:

    Sup Andy! Outstanding list of cuties. My personal favorite of the group would be Monica Sweetheart, but I couldn’t dispute any of your selections. Cum Drippers #2 is an old Red Light District (Vouyer Media) favorite of mine, as I’ve always been a big fan of Tabitha Stern (Cum Drippers #2, Scene 4). Tabitha would definitely be on my list of five cutest. How about Monica, Tabitha, Lily Thai (The Babysitter #18, Scene 1), Melody Max (Just Over Eighteen #5 Scene 4), and Veronique Vega (Teen Fuck Holes #7, Scene 1)? Looking forward to many more Andy blog contributions.

  6. irhamsrevenge Says:

    Howdy, Andy. I agree…solid picks all around. I’d add Ashley Blue as the ‘pick-6 powerball’.

  7. lesatigraphx Says:

    Andy, thanks for the list. We need more installments like this. And Rope, you are dead on about Lily Thai. I think she’s absolutely gorgeous, with her dark skin, beautiful face, unreal chocolate eraser nipples, tight ass and bubbly personality…not to mention she cums over and over in her scenes.

    My other 3 nominations would be Lindsey Meadows (cute face, amazing natural body), Cytherea and Christie Lee.

  8. baldguyxxx Says:

    hry what about Brianna Love. Kelsey Michaels,Madison, and lily Thai, and I second Sunny Lane

  9. Indy7 Says:

    My nominees for cutest girl in a VB scene include
    Lenka, Peaches, Jasmine Rouge, and Lynn Pleasant.

    But the cutest might be a blonde whose name is still a mystery.

    She was in “Naughty Little Teenies” Scene One. A very
    popular scene with 62 comments! But noone
    seems to know her name.

  10. danebly Says:

    Thank goodness for difference of opinion. It’s what makes a horse race interesting.
    I’m guessing you are a young man, Andy. Nice job you got, there.

  11. mistahleary Says:

    Man from the first time I saw Maryanne on, I have thought she was about the cutest thing in porn. One girl that I feel has come close, Micah Moore; but I haven’t seen an anal from her.

  12. cougarhunter Says:

    Linares and Sweetheart would be in my top 5. Bree Olsen , Cheyenne Silver , and Alexis Texas round them out.

  13. mst3k Says:

    Yeah, I think it’s hard to have cutest 5 w/o Lexi Belle. I’d swap out Annette for Lexi.

  14. extremejay Says:

    is anybody going to acknowledge the large audio problems that have been going on????

  15. Luke Wilson Says:

    Where are these fabled Annette Schwarz double anal scenes???

  16. jfro21 Says:

    I’d say Bree Olsen qualifies as “cute”. Nicky Reed is way cute. A lot of the 18 Carat girls are cute. Too many to name and not well named on the site.

  17. irhamsrevenge Says:

    Indy7 – The starlet in ‘Naughty Little Teenies’ you are referring to is Cynthia Fox. Sadly, she has only one other (blowjob) scene on VB…see ‘Down Your Throat #1’, posted 8.20.06.

  18. irhamsrevenge Says:

    I stand corrected…Cynthia also in ‘My Sex Tour #4’ (posted 5.23.07) & ‘Legal Skin #6’ (6.26.06) as Ursula.

  19. pendejo sin nombre Says:

    Good post. Would enjoy more favorite fives, from a diverse range of voices.

  20. doppyman Says:

    VB has introduced me to so many amazing cute porn stars. This list avoids the obvious better known cuties like Ashlynn Brooke so that others can check out these amazing girls. I had never seen any of these girls before VB. In no particular order: Sandra Kalerman or Kaleman, Alexa Von Tess, Chase Dasani, Tiger Stevens and Kylee King.

  21. Garp Says:

    Andy, I must give you a thumbs down on your top five. The only one on your list that could make mine is Monica Sweetheart, but there is no way your other groupies can surpass, Bree Olson, Micah Moore, Lexi Belle, Liliana Moreno and please just because she is down for whatever, Sasha Grey..are you kidding me??? Plus to add some color to your group the ageless Dee and my favorite Jenna Brooks. Liliana Moreno??? Micah Moore…you better stop sniffin’ glue. Rope tell him I’m right.

  22. ropeadope Says:

    Garp – I don’t believe there’s a right or wrong answer (beauty being in the eye of the beholder, after all), but I will say this. Dee is an all time favorite of mine. I have a boatload of scenes (VHS) she filmed for Video Team, Afro-Centric, Odyssey, etc. Micah Moore is definitely one of the cutest girls currently in the business. Liliana Moreno is compromised by having shot only one scene. Awesome potential, but I would like a more complete history before issuing any awards. I enjoyed Jenna’s scenes for Red Light District (as Bambi Bliss) and Lexi is growing on me. Good set of nominees, but don’t come down too hard on Andy. I have it on the highest authority that Andy portrayed a most convincing Santa during the recent office festivities. You don’t want to get on the bad side of Santa, do you?

  23. davros Says:

    Not a bad list. Another cutie is Christine Young, who has 2 scenes on this site as Kristina Young, I believe.

  24. marca56 Says:

    What about Tia Tanaka?

  25. MrP Says:

    I agree with davros. To me, Christine Young is one of the cutest “stars” around. She appears to have retired though :(.

    Rebecca Linares is a very good pick, but the rest doesn’t really do it for me. My top 5 would probably be 1. Christine Young, 2. Brandi Belle, 3. Kacey (Kox), 4. Ashlynn Brooke, 5. Nautica Thorn

  26. anabolicfan Says:

    Andy, sorry to hijack this, but could the content department please fix the posting of Blowjob Mania, posted on 1/9/09? I think all the DVD viewing angles got mixed into the rip, so that any of the d/l clips are unwatchable. The flash is better but mixed up so that scenes are off by one, mistimed, and don’t finish…

  27. fat_fukeen_rush_tard Says:

    howdy ditto_fuggas, srry i’ve been away tending to inaugurals and nfl parties where they just constantly feed mah fat ass, but thought i’d take a minute to chime in here. you all knead to put ur crackpipes down for a minute cuz here is the list of cuties and pls note being the fatass that i’m am, i picked two for each spot, cuz five aint possible, just like eating wings, five aint gonna do it:

    Gina Austin & Lindsey Meadows
    Kirsten Price & Maryanne (i’ll give u that one Andah)
    Nella (Jackie) & Sophie Moone
    Monique Alexander & Jenni Lee
    Mia Stone and Liz Honey (tie)

  28. fat_fukeen_rush_tard Says:

    don’t foiget (derivative in honor of gov. gagoihovich) kaylynn and haley scott, two of mah faves

  29. leegolfer Says:

    my 5 cuties and I can’t blame you for not agreeing personal taste is personal taste
    1. Jayna Oso
    2. Kat
    3. Lilly Thai
    4. Roxy Jezel
    5. Desiree Diamond

    me…10 pounds of weed and a desterted island, with fresh fruit and water…see y’all muthafuckas in 6 months

  30. emefer Says:

    im a porn expert of five girls of the 2000 era i agree with mary ann jazmine lynn kelsey michaels tia tanaka and michelle maylene

  31. A55faces Says:

    Great post. Thanks, Andy. Keep up the good work!

  32. Cucuy Says: