Archive for September, 2009

Finishers 9/1 – 9/7 (part 1)

Alison has kindly allowed me to pick up with the finisher posts. All credit to Alison, as these posts were her creation. This first entry covers the updates from 9/1 thru 9/7. I’ll be uploading the post in two parts, with part 2 arriving in roughly 48 hours.

To view the finish, click on the scene link to the right of the thumbnail image. Do not click on the thumbnail image itself.

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Alana Evans & Barbie Cummings are double teaming Jean-Claude Batiste with one girl stroking the cock while the other sucks and vice versa. Alana is controlling the action, and provides some nasty talk along the way. Barbie has the base of the cock in her left hand; Alana stroking the shaft with her left hand into Barbie’s mouth. Jean-Claude cums on Barbie’s mouth, then Alana rubs the cock in and around her own mouth, then back to Barbie’s mouth. The girls swap the cum a few times to conclude a hot finishing effort.


Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?

Whether it’s a cop pulling over beautiful women and “letting them off with a warning,” or hot female cops getting a little rough with the criminals, or a surprise show of appreciation for a boy (or girl) in blue, cop porn can be really hot.

I made a list of all of the police uniformed porn I could find on VB for your viewing pleasure. If I missed your favorite cop scene, please share it in the comments!

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An angry Mika Tan gets thrown in jail for hooking and when she resists (real-life former) Officer Reina Leone’s attempts to remove her dangerous spiked collar, Reina has to subdue her by force. When a male officer notices Reina strapping it on with Mika, he joins in on the action.
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Angela Stone and Annie Cruz are having some fun in their socks when officer Jack Lawrence catches them in the act while investigating a peeping tom. He agrees to stick around and protect them from the peeping tom…with his cock. Jack makes a pretty good cop and he’s even wearing a bullet proof vest that Annie and Angela remove before blowing him.
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Stacy Thorn, playing Paris Hilton, submits to a cavity search by a prison guard (not really a cop, but close). This works in a little medical fetish with its cop fantasy when the officer puts on a latex glove and examines Stacy’s lady bits while she’s handcuffed to the bed. Scenes 2 and 5 also feature prison guard sex.


Lawlessness Grips Japan

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In the Western world, it’s known as frotteurism. The act of rubbing oneself against a non-consenting person for sexual gratification. In Japan, where it appears to be firmly embedded in the culture, it’s known as chikan. Crowded trains and buses are a favorite location for chikan. Roving gangs of thugs are committing the acts, ranging from groping and rubbing to rape and everything in-between. Oftentimes, the criminals brazenly film and upload the episodes to the internet.


How Important Is a Porn Director?

bpumperThis week, Evil Angel publicly announced that they were ending their relationship with director Brian Pumper. While Evil Angel initially blamed “creative differences,” the word in the industry was that the difference was that Brian Pumper was creative at faking STD tests.

After being asked about it, Evil Angel confirmed that Brian had been shooting girls who did not have negative STD tests from Adult Industry Medical (AIM) and that in once instance he forged a test and hired a girl who turned out to have chlamydia. He felt that since he was the one whose penis was at risk, it should be his decision whether or not to wait for the test results. Evil Angel disagreed and gave him his walking papers.

When I heard the news that Brian Pumper was being let go from Evil Angel’s roster of directors, my first thought was, “Who likes his movies anyway?” The director is certainly one of the factors I consider when deciding whether to check out a movie and I’m guessing it is for some of you as well. So I’m curious…


If you don’t see your favorite director in the list, please go ahead and add him or her in the comments. And of course, I’d love to hear what it is about a particular director’s style that you particularly enjoy, or if you think all porn directors are basically the same.

Differentiating Similarly Named Pornstars *** Case Study #1: Missy Stone vs. Misty Stone

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Some weeks back, Alison informed us that Raylene had come out of retirement and returned to porn. I had difficulty segregating Raylene from Rayveness and (upon further thought) Raylin. Actresses with similar names eventually meld together in my mind. I remarked I was also confusing Olivia Del Rio and Olivia O‚ÄôLovely. Alison responded that she too, confused the two Olivia’s. In this series of posts, we’ll examine stars with similar names and try to unearth distinguishing features which will help us individualize the performers. First up, Missy Stone and Misty Stone.


Texas Presley: Tiffany Taylor’s Vagina the Worst Smelling of All Time

Texas PresleyThe other day, I came across this Something Awful interview with Texas Presley from 2007 that I thought was relatively entertaining and wanted to pass it along to you guys.

Although I imagine quite a few of you have already seen it, I’m betting there are some (like me) who missed it the first time around and may find it amusing.

In the interview she talks extremely candidly about why she quit the business, some strange on-set happenings, and how much she loves it that people jerk off to her movies.

The funniest part, however, was when she started dishing on (former?) Vivid contract girl Tiffany Taylor and her disgusting-smelling pussy:

Dave: Let’s hit the ground running: which adult actor or actress smells the worst?

Texas: Tiffany Taylor. No question. No hesitation.

Dave: Please describe her smell for the good people at home.

Texas: Worst smelling vagina OF ALL TIME. Low tide exploded inside her cervix.

Dave: Would you go so far as to say that her vagina could be used to strip the paint off a battleship?

Texas: Yes, I could say that. I think her vagina was actually filled with the “dip” from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Whew, even remembering that makes me cringe. I hear she won Jenna Jameson’s “pornstar challenge show”…like, how funny is that show, for real? It’s like a beauty pageant for beauty queens whose uncles gave them one too many hugs…

Dave: So did you say anything about her vagina, or did you just let it go?

Texas: I was really in a pickle in that circumstance. I can be really shy at times, especially if someone is completely rank like that. I mean… she’s already acting like a fucking cunt and ruining the scene… so now I’m going to tell her that her vagina smells like a dead skunk inside a trash can? I kept trying to hint to the director, but didn’t have the balls to just up and say it. Really, there was no way to win that situation. In hindsight I should’ve just vomited and fainted. Maybe that would’ve made it more apparent.

The only time she and Tiffany worked together was on Young Ripe Mellons 8. (In fact, member pflameforever mentioned this interview in the comments of the scene in question.)

Having now watched the scene, I’ll say this for Texas: while on camera, she did not let on that she thought Tiffany’s pussy smelled like wet garbage. That’s professionalism. Talking about it in an interview afterward? Debatable.

Match The Snatch

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I’ve compiled a list of ten names from the VideoBox stable of performers and captured ten facial images and ten vaginal images; one apiece for each performer from scenes appearing at VideoBox. The images are arranged randomly. Match the images to the performer and earn five points for each correct answer. Maximum score is 100. The answer key is provided at the bottom of the post.


What’s Wrong With This Picture?

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No, not the picture above. That’s Lily Thai awaiting transport from the school bus to her studies. Nothing at all wrong with that picture. Please click inside to view the image I’m referencing. I recently obtained a movie from the studio Club Jenna and assembled the enclosed preview from one of the scenes. Who is the performer in the preview and what is wrong / unusual with the picture?


Who Makes Real Teen Movies?

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The teen category is a funny one. Sometimes it feels like I see the same girl in every single movie even though she’s 25 (I’m talking about you, Leah Luv). The MILF category is the same way in reverse, but that’s a post for another day.

I started wondering whether any studios did a better job than others at hiring real teens. There are 8 or 9 studios that seem to have a lot of teen movies on VB, but I chose 5 for this experiment. For each studio, I chose its 5 most popular DVDs and figured out the ages of each actress portraying a teen at the time of filming and averaged them to figure out who’s hiring the 20-somethings and who’s paying the big bucks for the 18 and 19 year olds who are new to the business.

The five studios I chose to sample were:

  • Notorious (84 teen movies)
  • Lethal Hardcore (32 teen movies)
  • Platinum X (23 teen movies)
  • DVSX (23 teen movies)
  • Brandon Iron Productions (10 movies, all teen-themed)

Read on for the results of my research…


Redhead Mix & Match

For today’s quiz, I’ve captured images of twenty redheads (some are part time redheads) from scenes appearing at VideoBox. Below the images, I’ve supplied a list of twenty names which are the matching identities to the twenty pictures. All names are to be used once and only once. The challenge is to correctly match the names with the images. Each correct identification earns five points. Maximum score on the quiz is 100. Click all images to view full size. An answer key is provided toward the bottom of the post.