The teen category is a funny one. Sometimes it feels like I see the same girl in every single movie even though she’s 25 (I’m talking about you, Leah Luv). The MILF category is the same way in reverse, but that’s a post for another day.
I started wondering whether any studios did a better job than others at hiring real teens. There are 8 or 9 studios that seem to have a lot of teen movies on VB, but I chose 5 for this experiment. For each studio, I chose its 5 most popular DVDs and figured out the ages of each actress portraying a teen at the time of filming and averaged them to figure out who’s hiring the 20-somethings and who’s paying the big bucks for the 18 and 19 year olds who are new to the business.
The five studios I chose to sample were:
- Notorious (84 teen movies)
- Lethal Hardcore (32 teen movies)
- Platinum X (23 teen movies)
- DVSX (23 teen movies)
- Brandon Iron Productions (10 movies, all teen-themed)
Read on for the results of my research…
My hypothesis was that Brandon Iron hired the youngest girls, followed by Notorious, Platinum X, Lethal Hardcore and then DVSX. This was mostly a guess, but I know that Brandon Iron and Jim Powers really like them young, so they had the most incentive to find the youngest legal teens they could.
I turned out to be pretty wrong. Here are the results:
- Platinum X – average age: 19.48
- Lethal Hardcore – average age: 19.8
- Brandon Iron Productions – average age: 20.26
- Notorious – average age: 21
- DVSX – average age: 21.39
So teen video lovers, there you go. Platinum X and Lethal Hardcore keep it real by violating actual teens for your viewing pleasure. Does that sound about right to you?
I was slightly surprised to find out that most teen movies do have at least one teenager in them and they usually keep them under 22. MILFs, I’m guessing, are another matter all together…