Autofellatio. One Word. The act of orally stimulating one’s own penis. See image here.
Auto Fellatio. Two words. The act of receiving (or giving) a blowjob in an automobile. I believe auto fellatio can be segregated into two broad categories. One where the car is at rest, preferably tucked away and hidden from view. And one where the car is in motion, being driven by the individual on the receiving end of the blowjob. For the purposes of this article, I’ll ignore instances of being fellated in the back seat while someone else is handling the driving chores. I seem to recall seeing a few of those on Taxi Cab Confessions.
Autofellatio. Supposedly less than 1% of males can perform autofellatio, and only a small fraction of those can achieve the type of depth illustrated in the image linked above. I remember VideoBox posting a scene which had an instance of autofellatio some years back. I posted a comment calling attention to the act. Can’t put my finger on the specific scene now. May have been in the amateur genre. I don’t think the male in the scene was a regular in the business.
Auto fellatio. Curb Your Enthusiasm dealt with auto fellatio as a recurring theme in its previous episode (Vehicular Fellatio – Season 7 – Episode 2). Larry is meeting Jeff, Susie, Richard Lewis, and Richard’s new girlfriend (Beverly) for dinner. Upon arriving, Jeff informs Larry that Richard received a blowjob from his girlfriend while driving over. With this news fresh in mind, Larry refuses a sip from Beverly’s glass and a goodbye kiss from Beverly at the meal’s conclusion. This sets in motion a sequence of events which inevitably leads to Beverly dumping Richard. Meanwhile, Loretta has a new (female) cancer doctor. While driving to a lecture that the doctor will be delivering, Larry and Loretta notice the doctor’s husband driving the car ahead of them. Shortly thereafter, the doctor’s head arises from her husband’s lap. Convinced she was blowing her husband in the car, Loretta breaks off her relationship with the doctor. The doctor disputes this interpretation of the events to Larry. She says she was merely retrieving her dropped cell phone. Larry disbelieves her (“I think you blew him”). The doctor starts beating on Larry, and two office workers have to rescue him from the office. Later, Larry is hiding a girl in his car who Leon is having an affair with. The girl is the wife of one of Leon’s friends, and the suspicious friend is checking the house for his wife. Loretta pulls her car up right behind Larry’s car, just as the girl raises her head from the front seat. Convinced she was blowing Larry (“Give him a taste of chocolate, next he wants a whole meal”)*, Loretta moves out on Larry. Finally, Larry is driving down the highway when he notices a car has run off the road and down an embankment. He goes to investigate, and finds it’s Jeff and Susie’s car. Jeff is stuck in the driver’s seat with his pants around his ankles, and Susie is crouched down between the dashboard and front seat. She was blowing Jeff and he lost control of the car, causing the accident.
So I would like to hear from the membership regarding your experiences with autofellatio and auto fellatio. As to autofellatio, can you perform this feat? If so, how has it affected your social life? You know the old joke – “If I could do that, I would never leave the house.” How about auto fellatio? I suspect many have received a car blowjob while the gearshift is in “park.” But have you received oral while driving? Please share your experiences with us. Any mishaps while en route (like Jeff & Susie), or a safe arrival for all? I would love to hear from the female members as well. Have you given blowjobs while your husband / boyfriend / random guy was driving? What is the mindset? Are you thinking, I’m going to make this blowjob so good, he’s sure to crash the car?
* I’m paraphrasing this line. Next time I see the episode, I’ll get the exact verbiage.