The Pornos of VideoBox Past and Future

Three years ago, VideoBox released its first Christmas porno: The Tits That Saved XXX-mas. This year, we’ll be welcoming three new Christmas movies onto the site, so I wanted to put together a small list of what’s come before and give a sneak preview of what to expect in your VideoBox stocking today.

2006: The Tits That Saved XXX-mas
Four scenes with people dressed up in Christmas-y costumes. Excellent Christmas porn because there’s very little plot, girls with big tits, and festive costumes/decorations.

If you liked this, check out:

sexy santaSexy Santa
Available at 1:36pm PST
2007: Big Titty Christmas
My favorite Christmas video on the site. Six scenes with eight girls dressed up in Santa outfits, four scenes with anal, two sets of natural tits, and a partridge in a pear tree.

If you liked this, check out:

sexy santaSexy Santa (also)
Available at 1:36pm PST
2008: Very Very Bad Santa
Ron Jeremy (ironically?) plays a pathetic Santa who fantasizes about sex. The least Christmas-y of the X-mas porn, the only holiday-themed fucking is Brian Surewood dressed as an elf while getting a blowjob.

If you liked this, check out:

santas revengeSanta’s Revenge
Available at 11:12pm PST
2008: A Very Creamy Christmas
Cute Christmas-themed lingerie with creampies. Worst part is definitely scene 4 starring Tabitha (the one with the terrifying pussy tattoo).

If you liked this, check out:

very creamy xmas 2A Very Creamy Christmas #2
Available at 8:48am PST

I want to wish a very happy and safe holiday to all of you, regardless of whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Saturnalia, Kwanzaa or Festivus (for the rest of us).

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3 Responses to “The Pornos of VideoBox Past and Future”

  1. kantong Says:

    Well Christmas Day just ended here where I am, so these 3 movies will be late presents. If the content is anything like the covers, then I am looking forward to them. Fingers crossed. Happy Holidays to all!

  2. davros Says:

    Festivus, eh? Who is ready for the airing of grievances?

  3. HotScooter2 Says:

    Alison:

    hope you had the happiest of holidays. we had about 12 inches of snow at the house on christmas. doubt if you see much of that in SF bay area. i imagine you have to go to yosemite or anywhere in sierras to see snow