Squirting: It’s Not Just For Girls Anymore

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I’m going to let the blog readership in on a deep, dark secret. I’m a squirter. That’s right, Cytherea has nothing on ol’ rope. The fluid released is definitely not urine and definitely not semen. It is colorless and leaves an aroma of waffles with maple syrup (seriously). The launch produces a pleasurable, but not an orgasmic sensation. Come inside and I’ll walk you through the technique.


I’m right-handed so I use my right hand as the active hand. Make your own adjustments if necessary.

1. Get your cock erect.

2. Grab the base of your cock firmly with your left hand. Hold your right hand, fingers together, palm facing downward with a slight cupping to the palm.

3. Rub the palm of your right hand over the tip of your cock in a circular motion. Start at a slow to moderate pace with a light to medium touch and gradually increase both the speed and pressure as the sensations build.

4. Blast off.

Use this as a general guideline and modify to what works best for you.


1. Unless you live in a pig sty like me, the shower is a good place to experiment.

2. If you try it outside the shower, lay some newspapers down on the floor / carpet. Have towels at the ready. Aim away from the furniture.

3. When you first try this, it may take some time to reach the desired result. Once you learn the technique, less than one minute will be required for completion.

I do not know what percentage of the male population can squirt. Most everyone? Hardly anyone? Give it a try and let me know how you do.


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28 Responses to “Squirting: It’s Not Just For Girls Anymore”

  1. Jojo Says:

    Are you trying to teach us how to beat off now? Rope, I think you’ve beaten yourself retarded.

  2. Bronty Says:

    I’m scared to respond, as I sense a joke going well above my head…

    There’s an IHOP (breakfast chain for those not in the US) near me that ‘pipes out’ the smell you describe. I might mention your observation next I’m there with family/friends. The speculation about the people behind the kitchen will make for lively conversation.

  3. Bronty Says:

    By the way, mine smells like fresh raw egg. No kidding. If you want, we could put together a porn DVD and call it ‘Breakfast of Champions’. You pick two ladies, I pick two ladies. Four scenes. VB can fund it. Talk to them, you’re an insider. Maybe we could get RopeX to advertise and bring in some additional revenue, given (presumably) your screen name.

    Are you in?

  4. ropeadope Says:

    Guys, I’m totally serious. If this were a joke, I would have put it in the humor category. I placed it in the oddity category because it’s um, odd. But real.

    @ Jojo – I can’t cum with the technique I described. I can however, squirt endless streams of fluid. Well, I’m sure there must eventually be a limit. But I haven’t bumped up against it yet.

    @ Bronty – Lol, lets give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they’re producing the fragrance in the usual manner. Anyway, I just saw an IHOP commercial (I’m in the New York area) advertising unlimited all you can eat pancakes for $4.99. I hope to check it out soon. EDIT: Just noticed your additional comment. I’m in. I choose Alexis Love & Veronique Vega. Or Evelyn Lin & Tia Tanaka. Which two girls do you select?

  5. The Content Dude Says:

    Rope, just try it left headed next time.

  6. HotScooter2 Says:


    from now on i think we should call you CytheRopeAdoper

  7. Nemock Says:

    I just tried this rope, but I think you may have described the technique in too few a detail. I didn’t produce and large quantity of liquid, instead I just hit a normal orgasm. Not the worst of any failure, but still. possibly some more tips for people to try?

  8. ropeadope Says:

    @ The Content Dude – My left hand is so totally useless, it’s insane. I will give it a try, but I’ll probably die of starvation, dehydration, or old age before I can make anything happen.

    @ HotScooter2 – Brilliant! I love it, great job HotScooter2!

    @ Nemock – Thank you for the serious reply. I cannot produce a normal orgasm in this manner (although I need to try the suggestion of The Content Dude). I’m not sure what other details I can provide. Possibly this. The palm to tip contact is designed to produce more of a tickling sensation, as opposed to a stimulating sensation. If you begin to feel too sexually aroused, you’re headed down the wrong track. I know it’s a fine line, but once you’ve experienced both releases, you can feel the difference. This ability (if you will) may be rarer than I thought.

  9. Kenny Says:

    Rope, do you mean PRE-CUM as squirt for men? I am confused?

  10. ropeadope Says:

    @ Kenny – No, not pre-cum. I must be wired differently than the rest of the male population, lol. When I employ the technique outlined above, I do not experience anything that is part and parcel of “cumming.” Instead, it leads to the expulsion of copious amounts of fluid. I do not know the exact composition of the fluid (maybe I should take a sample to a laboratory and have it tested), but it is not pee and it is not cum (or pre-cum).

  11. maxxx Says:

    can you tell us where the pic at the header came from?

  12. ropeadope Says:

    @ maxxx – I captured those pics from 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating scene 1.

  13. Mister Handy Says:

    Once in a great while, I’ll be close to orgasm after sustained play and stop before I “get there”, but end up producing a fluid (odorless, as far as I can tell) with a similar appearance but very different texture from semen (MUCH less sticky) in a fair quantity (a little light compared to a normal ejaculation, but quite a bit) – without any of the force of a regular ejaculation, or the sensations, lack of interest in further sex, or oversensitivity after of a regular orgasm.

    I always figured it was, as Kenny suggested, precum (aka fluid from the Cowper’s gland/bulbourethral gland) but it’s pretty copious for that.

  14. Nemock Says:

    @mister Handy
    I think I know what you are talking about. I can do the same if I just ride on the edge of an orgasm. If I know what your talking about, it flows out as a dribble correct, with no force at all?

  15. ropeadope Says:

    @ Mister Handy & Nemock – The closest I can relate to your descriptions would be sometimes when reaching the edge of orgasm, I’ll try to back off and let things calm down before resuming. But once in a while you can miscalculate and cum despite trying not to. That cum is less intense and satisfying than normal. I don’t think I’ve experienced exactly what you’re recounting, but it is intriguing.

    However, that’s an entirely different scenario from what I’m speaking to in the article. Mainly because under the circumstances you describe, the (eventual) goal is to cum. When I use the technique mentioned in the post, I know I’m not going to cum. Can’t cum in that manner. I know I’m going to squirt. But apparently many guys are able to and actually do use that technique to cum. I think that’s causing much confusion.

    I believe I need to refer this to “Ask Alison.”

  16. Strangepork Says:

    My initial response (with all due respect): I don’t know what the fuck you are talking about, and you are kind of freaking me out. But after reading your responses, it seems that you are serious. Have you done any research into this phenomenon? Found any other sources or references to it? It seems that there are articles on the internet covering just about every aspect of human sexuality, but I’ve never heard of this before. Anatomically, the technique you describe doesn’t seem to be stimulating anything that wouldn’t be stimulated through other actives, unless I’m misunderstanding you. (Sounds like standard knob polishing to me.) When you refer to the tip, are you just talking about the head area in general or is there something else I’m missing?

  17. ropeadope Says:

    @ Strangepork – lol, no need to freak out. I haven’t found anything on the internet of a similar nature. When I say “tip”, I’m not referring to the entire head. Just the very tip of the head. If I’m masturbating to produce a normal ejaculation / orgasm, I don’t make direct contact with the head. I grab the shaft and stroke up and down. The head will receive indirect stimulation. The tip will receive little or no stimulation. If I’m looking to produce a squirt, the tip receives all the attention, with the circular motion noted above. It appears I’m just wired differently from the rest of the male species.

  18. BigAL Says:

    I tried your technique but nothing happened. BUT!!! when i’m in the shower and spray my tip it will happen. always thought it was just piss LOL!!!

  19. marzipan Says:

    Here’s a link to a discussion of this topic.


  20. Rael Says:

    This is pretty fucked up right here.

  21. ropeadope Says:

    @ BigAL – Congratulations! I never tried that technique, but a couple of the responses in the discussion marzipan links to above, make mention of this general methodology.

    @ marzipan – Thank you so much for providing the link. Excellent research on your part. I was fascinated to note many similarities (primarily the palm to tip stimulation) as well as a few differences with what I’ve experienced. I’ve never attempted squirting following a traditional ejaculation. The article feels this is the most opportune time for successful squirting. I’ve always done it beforehand or apart from customary masturbation. I’m going to put that on my “to-do” list.

    @ Rael – ?????

  22. Nemock Says:

    Rope, out of curiosity, check out the video on this page. Is this like what you are referring to?


  23. ropeadope Says:

    @ Nemock – YES!!!!! That’s it exactly. Lol, only kidding. The one similarity is the palm to tip stimulation. But the other hand grips the cock at the base and remains motionless. No stroking. And the fluid produced is colorless. Now how do I completely erase the tracks created by a visit to gay fleshbot from my computer? I feel so dirty.

  24. pitlicker Says:

    Yeh, I’m a “squirter” too. It’s called urination and I do it several times a day. Basically, anyone who is not in endstage renal failure is a “squirter”. Fascinating, ain’t it?

  25. ropeadope Says:

    @ pitlicker – Nope, definitely not urine. But I know it’s not worth arguing the point to a person with a completely closed mind. What is your interpretation of female squirting? Is that also urination?

  26. Dick Cummings Says:

    Whoa this is the stuff of great porn! She squirts like Flower Tucci and the chic in the Red Light District Video, I goota get back to ya with the title of that one though.

  27. Dick Cummings Says:

    Extreme Anal Fisting (scenes)
    (link removed)
    This is the porn I love!!!! I hope to see this on Videobox peep the link people it’s hot yo.

  28. ropeadope Says:

    @ Dick Cummings – Sorry, can’t post links to to other sites on the blog. If you wish to describe the scene, that would be fine.