The Dirty Words That Make Your Comments Disappear

Comedian George Carlin did a now-infamous bit in 1972 called Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television where he used all of the words that Federal Communications Commission (FCC) decided that you can’t say on TV (shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits if you’re not familiar).

Sort of like the FCC, adult payment processors have a “blacklist” of words that can’t be used on a site that accepts their payment methods. Consequently, you can’t use any of them in a comments, descriptions or clip names on the site. If you try to post one in a comment, the comment will simply disappear.

The list is mainly made up of terms having with ladies who are not of legal age engaging in sexual activity, but there are some that may surprise you – and explain why your comments disappear for no apparent reason.

Pissed – Yes, pissed is the past-tense of piss and piss can mean pee, but it’s still not clear to me why pee is even that bad. Regardless, if you say something like “I’m so pissed that Daisy Marie got those hideous bolt-ons!” your comment will vanish into the ether.

Brother/Sister/Father/Mother/Son/Daughter – I realize that this is probably targeted at incest, but c’mon. They’re not even consistent! You can say mom or dad, but not mother or father? An example of a comment that would trigger this rule might be “Can you believe Jewel De’Nyle’s mother got into porn? She’s a swamp hag.”

Asleep/Sleeping/Sleep – I guess using these words in a porn context can be rapey, but it seems a bit over the top to me. The result, in any case, is that an innocent sentence like this wouldn’t make the cut: “Shucks, I’d sure like to sleep with Jenna Haze.”

Alcohol/Drunk – This is another one that can be rapey in the wrong context but doesn’t really accomplish much. You can talk about wanting to ply a young lady with beer or wine in order to force her to have sex with you (none of those words are on the list), but you can’t say something like “You would have to be drunk to think that Chasey Lain looks even semi-fuckable these days.”

I hope this list will help guide you when writing comments or describing clips. If your posts continue to disappear even though you’re not using words on this list or talking about raping kids, my advice to you is to quit using racial slurs or talking about “kotoran,” which is a term you should not Google. Ever.

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18 Responses to “The Dirty Words That Make Your Comments Disappear”

  1. ropeadope Says:

    Hi Alison. Wow, with all the prohibited words, it’s a miricle any comments ever get posted. Well, I’m off to the pub with my m*ther and s*ster (yup, another exciting ropeadope Friday night). We don’t intend to get dr*nk, but I’m sure we’ll wind up piss*d. Hope to make it an early evening as I have lots of sl**p to catch up on.

  2. HotScooter2 Says:


    i just figured it out you are a direct incarnation of George Carlin. you know what Alison and my wife have in common,they both love to dress in blue.
    Alison do i get in trouble if i say that all these rules you talkin about really piss me off,but i can”t go out with my folks because they passed on, so i go out with 25 pornstars and get really drunk.and that make me pee. then i sleep it off and get bad hangover and get a hardon lookin at Mic Jagger’s wives

  3. dgporn Says:

    The list is funny because as you point out the context is everything. I had text rejected because I said “h*ly m*ther of g*d, Aubrey Adams is doing anal with a priest in a church”. (The expression was in jest.) When someone tries to submit forbidden text you should pop up a message that says “Hey, that’s obscene! What kind of place do you think this is?”

  4. tombrokaw Says:

    My father was pissed upon seeing me asleep due to getting drunk on 16 shots of alcohol.

  5. Mister Handy Says:

    I’m reminded of the Robot chicken “girl with tourettes” skit (aka the Homonym Song)…

  6. skullmecrazy Says:

    my eyes! i need bleach and a Brillo pad to get rid of that google search….

  7. ropeadope Says:

    @ skullmecrazy – But, but, but Alison specifically said NOT to do a kotoran Google search. Never. Ever.

  8. Strangepork Says:

    Interesting to know. I suppose titles of teen movies probably cause the most issues. I recall one movie went up a while back with a title referencing a certain well known Nabokov novel. I’m assuming the title of that book is one of the banned words, because although the video stayed up, the title and cover art were later altered to replace the offending word.

    Can we also attribute this to the somewhat recent renaming of the Teen category to 18+ Teens? And I recall Peeing used to be a category as well? Is the act itself banned, or just words describing it? Did the rules or their enforcement recently change?

  9. Bronty Says:

    Who makes these rules, and what, dare I ask, would happen if VB told the ‘rule-maker’ to screw off?

    I am very surprised by the censorship—particularly given what is being censored. I was under the impression nothing was censored, not even racial comments.

    I DO LOVE that the comments are not moderated. They are great for a laugh—-even those asinine ‘first post’ comments.

  10. davros Says:

    Even though I feel tempted to do so, there is no way that I am going to google Kotoran. One of the reasons I’m not is I’m pretty sure I have a good inkling as to what is is.

  11. The Content Dude Says:

    @Strangepork – You are correct on all 3 counts

  12. Rael Says:

    Odd. I thought this was going to explain why so many critical comments against Videobox are removed. Oh well.

  13. hornio Says:

    Fucking tragic and hilarious….

    Should have a prize for the dirtiest, most perverse comments constructed sans banned vocab….

  14. Miths Says:

    My comments seem to disappear very quickly every time I even so much as hint at a model also being featured in some highly recommendable scenes available from other sites (or DVDs you don’t have available, even if you do feature the studios in question).

    I’m not sure if that’s a filter thing or just VB mods trying to wipe our minds of the silly notion that VideoBox isn’t the one and only source of porn on the Internet?

  15. Mister Handy Says:

    @Strangepork – what’s the new title of that film?

  16. Frank Says:

    Too much poor quailty video’s. Also too much black stuff who cares

  17. moogy Says:

    You’d think that maybe they’d make it so comments with racial slurs disappear instead! i mean go to sites like brazzers and naughty america where they limit the amount of interracial porn they put on that’s all you see. You think they’d be a little more aware of these things.

  18. Frank Says:

    Okay, this will explain disappearing comments… How about disappearing videos? There are some videos that used to be on Videobox but can no longer be found. Examples: “Face Blasters 2”, “Heavy Handfulls 2”, and “No Cum Dodging Allowed.” They have some good scenes/fav stars and I downloaded them long ago. However they are no longer there when I look to replace my old file with a new HQ version.