Comments on: Best of the Worst Titles Redux

By: DB

DB — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:16:25 +0000

Alison, this had me yukkin’ it up fo’ REAL. Keeping my fingers crossed for Tranny Step-MILFs #’s 1-23…

By: ropeadope

ropeadope — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 13:42:58 +0000

Alison – Oh, I see. Hold on, I think I’m getting the hang of it. How about Pleasingly Plump Penetrations? A bit gentler and kindlier?

By: bobsipod

bobsipod — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 11:59:08 +0000

I’d like to see some of the titles Randall ordered in clerks, specifically cumming in socks, to each his own, put it where it doesnt belong, my pipes need cleaning… and happy scrappy hero pup. Leave it to Kevin Smith to illustrate the blunt trauma that is a porn title.

By: Pierre-Luc

Pierre-Luc — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 06:04:27 +0000

I loled.

By: alison

alison — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 06:03:24 +0000

Hey rope,

Thanks I’m not sure your suggested titles are any worse than Hog Humpers…but I don’t think they’re nicer either.

You know, I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting Jake Malone. I only know him as a faceless director (and in that capacity, I agree he is solid).

I think in terms of miraculousness, 69th street may have a slight advantage.

By: ropeadope

ropeadope — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 03:51:12 +0000

Very humorous article Alison. I laughed out loud several times. Love your suggestions for the new kindlier BBW titles. May I offer two more? I submit Bovine Boinks and Potbellied Pokes. Upon second thought, not as kindly as your titles, but not as mean spirited as Hog Humpers. Or are they?

Surely, you must have crossed paths with Jake Malone before. That’s he, pulling down Gracie Glam’s shirt. Outside of Dirty Harry, who better to have on the cover of a DVD entitled Relax, He’s My Step Dad? Good director and performer (he didn’t direct this title).

I enjoyed Miracle On 69th Street ever so slightly more than twice as much as Miracle On 34th Street.