Vivid Review – Batman XXX: A Porn Parody

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Batman XXX: A Porn Parody is a parody of the 1966 – 1968 television series which aired 120 episodes on ABC. Batman XXX was produced in April, 2010, and released by Vivid in May, 2010. At the 2010 FAME Awards held in July, Batman XXX was the winner for best parody. The FAME Awards are voted on by the fans. At the same show, Vivid was named favorite studio, and Vivid contract girl Sunny Leone won for best breasts.

I have captured images and written review summaries for all five scenes of Batman XXX. I’ve also included some pictures from the disc’s photo gallery. I expect the DVD to be uploaded to VideoBox in the next week or two. I’ve rated the DVD a perfect 5 of 5, and strongly encourage the membership to consider a Vivid subscription, if you haven’t yet done so. See this post, for another reason to sign up for Vivid.

Update: Batman XXX is scheduled to be uploaded on Sunday, Aug. 22nd.



Batman XXX: A Porn Parody

Cast:

Batman / Bruce Wayne – Dale DaBone
Robin / Dick Grayson – James Deen

Batgirl – Lexi Belle
Catwoman – Tori Black
The Riddler – Evan Stone
The Joker – Randy Spears
Molly – Alexis Texas
Lisa Carson – Kimberly Kane
Joker’s Moll #1 – Andy San Dimas
Joker’s Moll #2 – Syren Sexton

Scene 1 Kimberly Kane & Evan Stone

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Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson are engaged in a game of chess being contested on a quadruple level chessboard. Bruce’s fiancé, Gotham City socialite Lisa Carson, was visiting with Bruce at Wayne Manor. She must leave to prepare for a fundraiser her father is hosting for deaf children with blind parents. As she makes her way down one of the mansion’s corridors, we notice The Riddler, hidden and lying in wait. The Riddler ambushes Lisa, and abducts her back to his prison cell. Commissioner Gordon receives a note from The Riddler, informing him of the kidnapping. Gordon and Chief O’Hara realize their only hope is to contact The Caped Crusader on the Bat phone. Alfred, the Wayne family servant, interrupts the chess game to inform Bruce the “special phone” is ringing. Gordon notifies Batman that Ms. Carson is being held hostage by The Riddler. Bruce opens the head of a (Shakespeare?) bust on the desk, and presses a button which activates the sliding bookcase. As the shelving recedes into the wall, two Bat poles come into view. One labled Bruce, the other labled Dick. Down the poles they go, gaining entrance to the Batcave and Batmobile. Movie transitions to a cool animated title sequence.

Title Sequence

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As the title sequence concludes, we find Lisa Carson, imprisoned in The Riddler’s cell.

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Lisa: You don’t have to hold me captive. My father is very wealthy and my fiancé is Bruce Wayne. They’ll pay whatever ransom you want.

Riddler: Silly girl, silly girl, silly girl. I want a ransom your father can never pay. Riddle me this: When is cheese bad for a mouse?

Lisa: When it’s in a trap.

Riddler: Exactly, Ms. Carson. You are the cheese and Batman is my big fat rat.

Lisa: This bed is uncomfortable. Don’t you have better accommodations?

Riddler: A softer mattress may be negotiated.

Lisa approaches the cell bars, drops to her knees, and unleashes The Riddler’s cock. Giving head through the prison bars, licking and kissing at The Riddler’s balls. Lisa stands up and has The Riddler unzip her.

Lisa: Where else do you want to put your cock?

Riddler: Riddle me this: When is a pussy like a flower?

Lisa: When?

Riddler: When it has two lips (tulips).

Riddler joins Lisa in the cell, and feasts on her moderately hairy snatch. Riddler entering in missionary as Lisa rubs at her clit. Lisa likes The Riddler’s big dick. Spoon fucking.

Lisa: I wanna sit on it.

Lisa mounts The Riddler in cowgirl. Bouncing and gyrating on the cock. Lisa up off the cock; sitting back down in a half reverse cowgirl – half side saddle position. The Riddler driving his cock up and into Lisa’s pussy. P2M. Lisa on the prison bed on all fours. Riddler pummeling the pussy in doggie. P2M. Return to missionary.

Lisa: Eat my dirty asshole.

Riddler rimming Lisa. Riddler enters Lisa in anal missionary, holding and pinning one leg high and back. Riddler inserting and removing his dick several times from Lisa’s bunghole. Anal gaping. Riddler getting in some deep strokes as Lisa rubs furiously at her clit. Riddler strokes his load onto Lisa’s chest.

Scene 2 Alexis Texas & Dale DaBone

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Batman & Robin arrive at Commissioner Gordon’s office and are shown The Riddler’s note. Gordon and Chief O’Hara are puzzled. There are no ransom demands. Batman feels The Riddler is using Lisa as bait, and may have info as to The Riddler’s whereabouts. Batman & Robin are scaling up the side of a building (batclimb). Batman cautions Robin to grab the batrope with both hands. A window in the building opens up. Out pop the heads of citizen Ron Jeremy and a young lady.

Ron Jeremy: Batman & Robin! What are you guys doing?

Robin: Holy Hedgehog Batman. Who is this?

Batman: Robin, this is Ron Jeremy, without a doubt, the hardest working man in show business. Women find him irresistible.

Ron invites the tandem inside. He has more women than he can handle. The duo decline the tempting offer, and continue the batclimb. Reaching a window which leads into a discotheque, Batman tells Robin to wait for him on the roof. Batman enters the disco. Molly (Alexis Texas) sits at the bar. She nods to the bartender, and they exchange a knowing glance. Batman walks to the bar and orders a large grapefruit juice.

Molly: How is a squabble like a bargain?

Batman: It takes two to make it.

Molly: Like beautiful music? Shall we (as she gestures to the dance floor)?

Batman takes a sip from his grapefruit juice, and accepts Molly’s offer to dance. Batman doing the batdance.

Molly: You shake a pretty mean cape, Batman.

Batman is beginning to feel woozy. His drink was spiked!

Molly: You’re losing all your willpower, Batman.

Molly is planning to deliver Batman to The Riddler, but intends on having some fun first.

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Molly guides Batman to a couch in the corner of the disco. She’s rubbing at his cock over the bat pants. Lowering the trousers, Molly licks the bat cock up and down in a slow, leisurely fashion. Stroking and sucking; now engulfing the cock in her mouth. Drooling on the cock. Picking up the pace with a more urgent stroke – suck combo. Molly rubbing and slapping the cock against her pussy. Molly climbs aboard Batman in cowgirl, her abundant ass to the camera. Riding the cock as she shakes her booty. Batman slapping Molly’s butt cheeks.

Molly: Worship my big ass.

Molly slamming her pussy down on Batman’s cock as she continues to ride in cowgirl. P2M. Molly on her knees on the couch; Batman drilling her in doggie. Batman remains stationary as Molly fucks back at the cock to her rear. Molly mounts Batman reverse cowgirl. She is rotating around Batman’s cock in a circular motion. Molly plants the soles of both feet on the couch, and bounces on Batman’s cock. P2M. Spoon fucking.

Molly: Blow your batload in my mouth.

Molly stroking and sucking Batman. Both hands briefly stroking the shaft. Lips wrapped around the head of Batman’s dick. Molly jerks Batman off into her mouth and onto her chin. Finisher!

Molly: Let’s get going and find your dumb heiress.

Scene 3 Andy San Dimas + Syren Sexton & Randy Spears

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Robin arrives at Commissioner Gordon’s office to report Batman is missing and may have been kidnapped by The Riddler. He never returned from the disco. The Commissioner is on the phone with his daughter Barbara, who overhears the conversation taking place in Gordon’s office.

Gordon: Could this be the end of Batman?

Barbara hangs up the phone and pushes a hidden button under her vanity. The wall rotates around, revealing the Batgirl costume.

Narrator: Holy transformation! One minute she’s plain Barbara Gordon, librarian, and the next ……

(Barbara Gordon is Batgirl!)

Batgirl joins the group assembled in Commissioner Gordon’s office.

Batgirl: Looks like you boys could use some help. If you want to catch a criminal, the best person to ask is?

Robin: Another criminal.

Batgirl: That’s right Robin. And I believe I know where to find one.

Batgirl & Robin are scaling up the side of a building on another batclimb.

Batgirl: I used my bat scanner to pinpoint all the possible hideaways of The Joker. Something tells me, he knows where we can find The Riddler.

Batgirl takes a misstep and falls back into Robin.

Robin: Holy free-fall Batgirl. I got you.

Batgirl: Is that a batarang in your pocket, or are you just happy to save me, Boy Wonder?

Batgirl is sweet on Robin, who seems flustered by the attention.

Robin: Make sure to have both hands on the rod, er the rope, the rope, on the rope.

Batgirl & Robin enter the building and stumble upon The Joker’s hideout. The Joker is with a couple of his female molls and ….. Catwoman!

Joker: The Riddler will be arriving soon with The Masked Fool and silly heiress. It seems that my master plan is working like a charm. Then I’ll get rid of Batman & Robin for good.

Robin: Holy conspiracy!

Joker: Me, The Joker, king of all super criminals! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Gotham first I think, then the World.

Catwoman: Curb your tongue funny man, you and I, we have a deal.

Joker: But of course, my feline friend. You can have your way with the dynamic duo …… just before I destroy them! While we’re waiting for The Riddler to bring The Caped Crusader, perhaps we could warm up a bit.

Catwoman: Please Joker, the mere thought perturbs me. Besides, I have a more infinitely fiendish plan in mind for them.

Joker: Very well, have it your way. There is more than one way to skin a Cat….Woman. Now get out! I need to relax before the grand finale.

Catwoman departs, leaving The Joker to “relax” with his two molls.

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Joker’s Moll #1 (Andy – brunette): Would you like a message, Joker?

Joker’s Moll #2 (Syren – blonde): How about a full body rubdown?

Joker: Both ideas sound smashing actually.

Andy and Syren rub at The Joker’s cock through his pants. From the adjoining room, hidden from view, Robin & Batgirl watch the proceedings. Robin tries to cover Batgirl’s eyes, but his hand is brushed away. Batgirl finds the activity in front of them hot. Syren stroking and sucking The Joker’s cock, slapping it against her tongue.

Andy: Does she suck your dick good?

Joker: She sucks it real good. Come get some.

Andy assumes the oral duties on The Joker’s cock and balls. Both girls now sharing the cock. Andy running two fingers in and out of her pussy as Syren continues the oral ministrations. Andy climbs aboard The Joker in reverse cowgirl. Riding the cock and looking good, her titties dancing about. Andy P2M. Syren also getting a taste. Syren mounting The Joker in cowgirl. Bouncing on the dick as Andy plays with her pussy. Syren grinding on The Joker’s cock; Andy slapping at her pussy. Andy P2OGM. Both girls licking at The Joker’s fuck stick.

Joker: It’s delicious, is it not?

Andy riding The Joker cowgirl. A floor level camera effectively capturing the action as The Joker pounds away at Andy’s pussy from below. Andy doggie. The Joker slowly pulling his dick all the out, and all the way back in. Now increasing the pace. Syren doggie.

Joker: Get down here, I’m cummin’ on your faces. Remember, I want you to smile when you take the load.

The Joker jerks his wad onto the tongues of both Andy and Syren.

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Robin: Holy popshot! The Riddler better bring Batman soon, or …..

Batgirl: Or what? You’re gonna show me why they call you Boy Wonder?

Robin: Gee Batgirl, when you put it that way …

Robin and Batgirl kissing. Robin eating Batgirl from behind. Batgirl now spread in front of Robin, as he dives in for a taste of bat pussy. Batgirl is sportin’ a well trimmed bush. Batgirl kneeling down and blowing Robin. Robin has his arm under Batgirl’s right knee, as he drills her in spoon. Batgirl mounts Robin reverse cowgirl. Bouncing on the cock while periodically rubbing at her clit. Robin turns Batgirl over into doggie. Batgirl becomes briefly entangled in her cape (eliciting giggles from Lexi). Robin has both hands on Batgirl’s hips, as he pounds away in doggie. Robin holding Batgirl’s right leg high, while fucking her sideways. Batgirl climbs aboard in cowgirl. Robin slapping at Batgirl’s butt cheeks, which have turned pinkish. Robin stroking deeply, up and into Batgirl’s pussy. Robin is hitting all the right spots, and Batgirl is moaning with delight. Batgirl on her back as Robin enters in missionary. Robin pulls out and strokes off onto Batgirl’s bush.

Catwoman’s henchmen get the drop on Robin & Batgirl, and take them captive. The Riddler has Batman and Lisa Carson; Catwoman has Robin and Batgirl.

Scene 5 Tori Black & Dale DaBone + James Deen

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The Riddler arrives at The Joker’s hideout with Batman and Lisa Carson bound together; their arms and upper bodies tied with heavy rope.

Batman: Don’t be foolish Riddler. It’ll be just a matter of time before my trusty sidekick figures out your plan and comes for our rescue.

But … Catwoman enters the hideout. One of her henchmen has the bound and tied tandem of Robin & Batgirl in tow.

Catwoman: Oh really now. Tsk, tsk, and another tsk, Batman.

Batman: You witch!

Catwoman: With all your travels, you still haven’t learned good manners. A real gentleman would kiss a lady’s paw.

Batman: You are no lady, in fact ….

Catwoman: Hush Batman! I can’t tolerate a man with no breeding.

Joker (holding some type of gun): Enough of this child’s play. This time the joke is on you, silly crime fighter. One zap from my very funny ray gun and you’re fini, kaput, defunct.

Catwoman: Wait a second Joker. That was not the plan.

Joker: Then the plan was a joke!

Riddler: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The rich lady, she’ll bring a fine ransom. She’ll bring lots of money.

Joker: Who cares about a few dollars when you can finally be rid of The Masked Menace!

The Riddler takes The Joker’s ray gun and prepares to use it on Batman.

Joker: Wait. Kill him first (pointing to Robin). I always hated that little fucker!

Catwoman (rubbing against Batman): Batman, your lips are so sexy when you’re angry. Your eyes are so dashing beneath that mask.

With The Joker and The Riddler directing their attention toward Robin & Batgirl, Catwoman undoes the ropes binding Batman.

Catwoman: Just remember. You owe me one!

A fight sequence ensues. Batman decks The Riddler with a right hand punch (POW). Catwoman unties Robin & Batgirl. The Joker knocks out Robin with a kick to the face (THWACK). Batgirl battling with Catwoman’s henchman. Batman levels The Joker with a right hand haymaker (ZLONK). Batman & Batgirl, arms entwined, do a circular shuffle with Batman delivering left hand blows to knock out The Riddler (who got up from the previous blow and came back for more) and Catwoman’s henchman (KAPOW).

Batman hoists Robin off the ground.

Robin: Holy glass jaw Batman.

The Joker, The Riddler, and Catwoman’s flunky are now tied up on the floor.

Batman: You can bring these nefarious criminals to justice, Batgirl. We will personally deal with our feline felon.

Batgirl hauls the tricky trio out of the room.

Lisa Carson thanks Batman and bids him goodbye. Only Batman, Robin, and Catwoman remain in the room.

Batman: Now it’s your turn Catwoman. Our duty as duly deputized officers of the law is to put you behind bars. Nonetheless, your gesture shows there is some good strand left in your moral fibre. But we are indeed indebted to her, Robin. She did save our lives. We should show leniency, but without compromising our moral principles.

Robin: Holy dilemma Batman. What are we to do?

Catwoman: I think I have the purr-fect solution (presenting her rear to the Dynamic Duo).

Batman: Well, we must give credit where credit is due, Robin. She may be evil, but she is quite attractive.

Robin: Holy threesome Batman?

Batman: Indeed.

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Batman and Robin disrobe Catwoman. Robin and Catwoman kissing. Batman sucking on Catwoman’s titties. Catwoman being eaten from behind by Robin, as she sucks Batman’s cock in front of her. Catwoman providing head to Robin, then back to Batman, as Robin drills her in doggie. Robin deep stroking Catwoman from behind; slapping at her right butt cheek.

Batman: You want some more bat cock?

Catwoman climbing aboard Batman reverse cowgirl. Her legs are spread far and wide, as she bounces on Batman’s dick. Catwoman has a sparse bush. P2M. Robin entering Catwoman in missionary.

Catwoman: Stuff it in me. I wanna be your dirty little bitch.

Catwoman giving head to Batman. Batman slapping his cock against Catwoman’s tongue and the side of her face. Catwoman has her right leg draped over Robin’s right shoulder, as he continues his missionary assault. Batman spoon fucking Catwoman, as she strokes and sucks at Robin’s dick.

Catwoman: Stuff me full of that cock.

Batman pummeling Catwoman in missionary. Catwoman two handed stroking of Robin’s cock; licking at his balls from below. Catwoman mounts Robin in cowgirl. Gyrating on Robin’s cock while blowing Batman. Catwoman fucking Robin side saddle. Robin driving his cock up and into Catwoman’s pussy. Catwoman swings her leg around, and is now seated reverse cowgirl. Riding Robin’s cock, as she rubs at her clit. Catwoman raises up off Robin’s dick, backs up, and sits her pussy down on Robin’s face. Catwoman leaning forward into a brief sixty-nine. Catwoman sitting between Batman & Robin. Batman jerks his load into Catwoman’s mouth and onto her face. Robin does likewise, firing his load from slightly longer range. Lots of cum. Post cum head.

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Batman: Ah, that was very, very pleasing Catwoman. But, it is time to go.

Catwoman: Of course Batman. But give me a minute to freshen up. You wouldn’t want the prison warden to see me all covered in your bat cum, would you?

Batman: Robin, she has a point. But do it in a timely manner.

Catwoman: Of course.

Catwoman goes to freshen up. All of a sudden, Catwoman has her finger primed to press a button on the wall.

Catwoman: Well, you know what they say. Cats have nine lives. Well I hope bats have at least two.

Catwoman presses the wall button. A net drops down over Batman & Robin. Dense smoke fills the room.

Narrator: Can this be it for The Dynamic Duo? Learn the agonizing answer. Don’t miss the nest episode. Same Bat XXX time. Same Bat XXX channel. The End??

Batman theme music plays as the closing credits roll.

rope DVD rating: 5 out of 5 – Excellent parody release from Vivid. A great deal of attention was paid to the original series. The major performers must have studied tapes of the ‘66 – ‘68 Batman television episodes. Dale DaBone has the same measured, deliberate vocal pace of Adam West’s Batman. If I were just listening to the audio, I would bet my bottom dollar Adam West was delivering the lines. Evan Stone captured the mannerism’s of Frank Gorshin’s Riddler perfectly, with his flamboyant prancing about. I can’t recall too much of Cesar Romero’s Joker. I think Heath Ledger’s Joker from The Dark Knight has erased all previous Joker portrayals from my memory. But I do know this. Randy Spears is one of the very best actors of all adult stars. His performance in scene 3 is arguably the best acting of the entire film (Me, The Joker, king of all super criminals, etc.). Alfred, Commissioner Gordon, Chief O’Hara all looked their part. Numerous aspects of the film are faithful to the original (batmobile roaring out of the batcave with the drop down barricade, batclimb up the side of a building while stopping to chat with a Gotham City resident, etc.). So from a parody standpoint, the video is a winner. How about the sex? Well, the girls are all smokin’ hot. Lexi Belle is the cutest Batgirl ever. My only complaint is that her sex scene is the shortest of the movie. Tori Black is terrific as the devious Catwoman, who is Batman’s sworn enemy, but is also in love with him. Alexis Texas delivered a very hot scene portraying Molly (a moll of The Riddler). Alexis looked trimmer than usual here, but still had that bountiful butt. And she was a finisher. I wasn’t familiar with Kimberly Kane, Syren Sexton, or Andy San Dimas. They all turned out to be pleasant surprises, and I’m going to delve into more of their work. Fun parody, heated sex, and a cliffhanger ending. I smell sequel.

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22 Responses to “Vivid Review – Batman XXX: A Porn Parody”

  1. Scrapper Says:

    All in all, this actually looks to be a fun DVD. I can remember the re-runs growing up and even thinking then that the chicks looked hot. At least there’s nothing funky going on with the Dynamic Duo (as many pundits assumed back in the day). Also, always good to have a Lexi update. Been way too long since the last one :)

  2. Pierre-Luc Says:

    I lol’d.

  3. ropeadope Says:

    @ Scrapper – Unfortunately, I’m ancient enough to Vivid-ly recall the episodes in their initial run. Lexi Belle is smokin’ hot. I’ve done the math a half dozen different ways of my chances of being with Lexi, using in turn, computer, calculator, slide rule, adding machine, abacus, and counting on my fingers and toes. Each method arrives at the same answer …… It ain’t gonna happen. However, if I manage to beat the odds, I’m so requesting that she wear the Batgirl costume.

    @ Pierre-Luc – Finisher? Or the post in general?

  4. HotScooter2 Says:

    Rope:

    first of all Lexi Belle is southern born and raised. and that usually means being more polite and courteous to others. so dont be putting yourself down,you have just as good a chance of being with her as the rest of us.
    When i think of adult parodys i usually think of hustler studios. it is cool vivid is doing it. it makes me consider
    subscribing to vivid just to see it,though i am normally not a big fan of vivids

  5. ropeadope Says:

    @ HotScooter2 – So you might say Lexi is a Southern Belle. See what I did there? Hustler has been an active player in the parody genre. Vivid, New Sensations, lots of studios testing the waters. This DVD alone is worth the price of admission to the Vivid channel. As I wrote in this post, the Dixie Daytona scenes from Brand New Faces #20 are also worth the price of admission all on its own. Now you’ll be able to get Dixie AND Batman! A definite bargain. Plus, I’m sure there will be additional items on the channel to your liking.

  6. Steve Says:

    i own the DVD, and its one of the best Parody XXX Movies ever, Tori Black is awesome and the whole movie has a similar Look to the original TV Series!!

  7. Rob Says:

    This is the best news I’ve heard all day. I’ve wanted to watch this movie since I read about it on other adult sites. I was so tempted to purchase it last week online. Glad I didn’t have to spend the extra money.

    Thank you VB. This. Is. Awesome! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap* *clap*

  8. Kam Stone Says:

    Has anybody heard anything about the “sequel” to this? Lexi Belle posted a picture of herself dressed as Harley Quinn (character from the newer Batman comics) and we haven’t heard anything since.

  9. ScrapperOne Says:

    Kam: Yes, I Vivid-ly remember reading of a possible sequel (couldn’t help it Rope). I couldn’t help but look up more information when I first read this post. Should be interesting and again, I’ll never complain about a Lexi update.

    Rope: Though she may be more polite and courteous, she’d probably run in the opposite direction if she knew porn fans (such as ourselves) were the ones asking her out!

    As a side question (and possible topic of discussion later), how are female porn stars’ love lives? I mean, do most of the women date within the scene or do they try to distance themselves in their personal lives? I’m sure that on the one hand it’s easier to date someone that you don’t have to explain your day job. On the other, they may want to keep private lives private. Just thought I’d get your two cents on it…

  10. BobNope Says:

    hmm, is it just me, or does VB have serious problems at the moment? when i’m logged in as a member, and i click on _any_ scene or dvd, i get a blank window. no content at all, not even the most basic html tags. same for the support page.. anybody got the same problem?

  11. ropeadope Says:

    @ Steve – I wholeheartedly agree with you Steve. Good call.

    @ Rob – Excellent instincts Rob. You must have employed some sort of Super Bat Vision. Saved a few bucks for sure.

    @ Kam Stone – Afraid I don’t have any specific info on a sequel. This DVD was only released a few months ago, so it may be a while. But it’s highly likely there will be a sequel down the road.

    @ ScrapperOne – We’ll just have to run faster than Lexi. My gut feeling is that most relationships stay within the industry, or the girls make a conscious decision to delay any serious relationships until they depart the business. I believe it would be difficult to maintain a relationship outside of the industry, although I’m sure there are instances which disprove that theory. Definitely an interesting topic.

    @ BobNope – I was encountering that same problem on Wednesday. I think there was some ongoing site maintenance. Working normal for me the past couple of days.

  12. Murder Says:

    Out of all the parody porn dvds out there right now, this is my favorite. I’ve had it for about a month and a half now. IF you are thinking about getting here, then it would be a good update for the others, imo. Cheers.

  13. qihob Says:

    If people like this, I don’t get all the hate for the Be The Mask series on this blog and in the video comments. At least there it’s only the guy who’s wearing a mask!

  14. Rob Says:

    @ qihob – I think the Be the Mask series is fine and dandy, but the premise is silly. I highly, highly, highly doubt any of the website’s subscribers got to wear the mask. (And this is from knowing a few dozen who subscribed. I mean is it possible? Yes, but it looks like the same people throughout the website and series)

  15. Floyd Says:

    This is great news. There are many videos on the Vivid channel which are worth the price of admission alone. I only hope this one doesn’t suffer the incorrect aspect ratio (16:9 stretched to 2.35:1) that a small percentage of VB H264s suffer from. It’s a major frustration of mine! VB offers the best compromise between high quality conversion and low file size I have ever seen and if they could only get the correct aspect ratios in all updates life would be perfect.

  16. davros Says:

    I would join Vivid for this vid alone. Unfortunately, I can’t subscribe because of technical difficulties … **sigh**

    For awhile there Vivid bored me to tears with thier product. But that was quite some time ago, and it looks like they stepped up their game. Lexi Belle as Batgirl looks like it’s worth the price of admission alone.

  17. ropeadope Says:

    @ Murder – Agreed. Do you own many other parody titles? Any other recommendations?

    @ qihob – If one were to make a line graph illustrating the range of production values in adult video, one would be hard pressed to better the placement of Be The Mask at the far left of the graph, and Batman XXX at the far right of the graph.

    @ Rob – I would love to be wearing the mask here.

    @ Floyd – My viewing source was the original DVD. I have not viewed the video files which will be uploaded. That said, I haven’t been troubled by any aspect ratio deviations for quite some time.

    @ davros – Is the technical issue that your billing agent (i.e. Epoch) doesn’t support the premium channels? If so, you can cancel and sign back up. When you indicate your desire to include Vivid (or Evil Angel), your application will be directed to an agent which can handle the premium channel billing.

  18. gnome_perv Says:

    I have seen and recommend the 2 Star trek Parodies (This Ain’t Star trek XXX 1 and 2) from Hustler, Tru A XXX parody from Digital Sin (Ashlyn Brooke is listed as the writer as well as starring in it) and Sex Files A Dark XXX Parody from Digital Sin. The all have good casts, relatively good acting and have good comparisons to the original TV shows

  19. ropeadope Says:

    @ gnome_perv – Thank you for the recommendations. Of the title’s you’ve listed, I’ve only viewed Tru. Would love to see additional parody vids brought to the site.

  20. sglick Says:

    Ugh…no wonder Porn Valley is falling into the toilet. If I want to watch a cheesy TV show filled with bad acting and cardboard sets made to look better with CGI, I’ll turn on one of the hundreds of shitty shows on hundreds of cable TV channels.

    If I want to watch semi-hot sometimes-slutty girls take it in the ass from a giant cock while getting face-fucked by another one in an upscale mansion I’ll never own, I’ll watch whatever nonsense Porn Valley has pumped out this week.

    Mixing the two is not only beyond the point, but it’s also the waste of a couple of pothead porn whores on a Wednesday afternoon.

  21. Disappointed Says:

    I was really looking forward to seeing this on Videobox. It would be nice to get more movies with a plot & I’m sure this movie is a hoot but apparently it went to the Private channel. I debated subscribing but why pay more for fewer movies from a studio I’ve never been happy with? The blogs are cool but I’m done with them after this disappointment.

  22. ropeadope Says:

    @ Disappointed – Yes, the DVD was uploaded to the Vivid channel. I apologize if I failed to explain that properly. Just to clarify, you would be paying more for more movies, not fewer movies. Personally, I feel this title is worth the price of a one month subscription to Vivid all by itself. Plus, you’re bound to find other material to your liking. However, that’s obviously your decision.