I was reading a review of The Nikki Jayne Experiment which was posted to VideoBox on 12/23/09. The review was written by zarinafan (this name sounds oddly familiar to me but I can’t place it – anyone?) at Adult DVD Talk. In reviewing the Veronique Vega scene, zarinafan maintains the awesome head given by Veronique proves his theory that when it comes to adult performers, the smaller the boobs and the shorter the hair – the better the head. Veronique is not exactly a member of the itty bitty titty committee (34B according to IAFD), but everything is relative, and by pornstar standards I guess her breasts are closer to modest than ginormous.
Archive for the ‘boobs’ Category
Big tits are overrated. There, I said it. While large boobs can be very attractive (as well as very unattractive), there’s something about a small, perky pair of tits that you have to love – especially when they come with a beautiful face, tight body and great attitude.
This is my list of girls who fail the pencil test, but succeed at being some of the hottest pornstars in the biz.
1. Micah Moore
Not just any breast exam. A multiple choice breast exam. I found the format of the previous breast quiz too difficult and would have scored a big goose egg had I not chosen the images myself. Once again I’ve captured screenshots from ten videos appearing on VideoBox. Each image will be presented with a choice of two performer names. Please click on all images to view the full size version. See how many of the ten you can correctly identify. An answer key is provided at the bottom of the post.
Reminder: If you haven’t had a chance to cast your vote in our You Make Three Final Showdown, please click the link to do so now. As of this writing, Gauge & Jenna Haze hold a slim four vote lead over Amy Reid & Bree Olsen. It’s a gap of about sixty votes to Eva Angelina & Teagan Presley who currently have a one vote advantage over Annette Schwarz & Sasha Grey in the battle for third position.
Calling all breast experts. I’ve captured screenshots from ten videos appearing on VideoBox. The images concentrate on the performer’s breasts. Your job is to identify each performer. Two ways to tackle the assignment. For the true expert, the images will be the only clue. However, if you’re like me, you will need additional assistance. I’ve included a help file toward the bottom of the post. The help file contains twenty performer names. Ten of those names are the correct matches for the images. The other ten names are false leads. At the very bottom of the post is the answer key. Good luck!
Most pornstar boobjobs are pretty obvious. But every now and then, you see a cute girl with nice tits and you’re just not sure. It happens to all of us.
So, how to tell? Below are 5 indicators I use to guess whether a girl has real or fake breasts. It’s not a foolproof system, but I think looking for these signs will go a long way toward making a determination if you’re really curious.
Are They Fake? The Signs
1. They’re oddly shaped
Breasts should not be round or bulgy on top. Natural breasts slope downward, especially with age. If you see a MILF with grapefruit-sized breasts and stick straight out, they’re probably aftermarket parts.
2. They’re strangely positioned
Maybe they’re a little too high up on the chest or spaced incorrectly. Large breasts generally reside around the middle of the bicep or lower. If they’re right below her clavicle, the chances are good that they’re fakes. Other telltale signs are boobs that are too far apart or too close together. Many times, girls wear long necklaces to disguise the fact that their breasts aren’t spaced normally.
The consistency of a breast can be hard to determine on video, but fake tits don’t move freely, especially in the cowgirl positions and doggy style. They should bounce up and down or hang. Another good time to check is when she’s lying on her back. Real boobs will flatten out and slide toward her armpits.
4. Scars and dimpling
This one’s pretty obvious. Check around the nipples and where the underside of the boob meets her body for scars. Dimpling can occur anywhere on the breast, but tends to happen on the sides and underneath. A common way to disguise this is by leaving bras or other strategically positioned articles of clothing on.
5. Way too big for her frame
Girls who stand 5’2” and weigh 105 lbs do not have DDs. C’mon…
Mini Gallery for Illustration Purposes
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Darrah over at Porn Star Babylon just posted a link to Teagan Presley‘s breast implant eBay auction.
According to Teagan’s MySpace blog (note: her profile is set to private):
I have had some many requests for my old implants that we removed last Tuesday by fans, adult sites and magazines, I am selling them on eBay.
They have been medically sterlized, and you get my silicone implants, an autographed DVD of Babysitters, and two autographed photos, one nude and one not nude, all beautifully framed!
20% of the proceeds will go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Cure Fund through eBay, and the rest will go to pay for my new surgery I just had as well as my big legal bills now I have for my custody and legal battles.
The bidding starts at $2,000…get ’em while they’re, uh, hot.
Update: eBay pulled the auction. Go figure…
Gathering up these before and after pictures, I have to admit, has been fascinating. Reading peoples’ comments about who looked better before and after has been interesting, but I’d like to get a little more scientific.
I’ve put together 9 sets of images of 8 girls that you can vote on. Judging should mainly be based on breast appearance, but I understand that there are other important factors as well. May the best boobs win.
I’ve been thinking about porn stars and their boob jobs. I’m not generally in favor, but I don’t intend this post to make any particular point about plastic surgery. It’s just interesting to me to look at the before and afters photos. I always wonder if they’re happy with their new boobs.