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This Week’s Finishers: 11/8 - 11/14


Vice Girls #2, Scene 4 starring Ashley Blue
Ashley gets a little help from guy 1 and then doublehandedly (that’s a word, right?) strokes the second guy off into her mouth. Classic Ashley Blue.

Cum To Mommy #2, Scene 4 starring Andrea
Not a great scene, but perhaps realistic if you were actually to fuck some random mom in your neighborhood. Member s2w9 sums it up: “complaining about anything in this scene is off-limits because she dirty talks while finishing him like a champ.”

All You Need Is Sex, Scene 6 starring Rebecca Linares and Lilianne Tiger
Lilianne jerks him off into both their mouths. Then they do a little french kissing/cum swapping. Probably the hottest example of this I’ve ever seen. (mostly because I’ve never seen a hot example of cum swapping before). Why the hell they cut to this guy’s awful face before the pop, I don’t know.

10 Years Big Bust #4, Scene 1 starring Minka
Minka jerks this guys off between her ridiculous ginormous (keeping the word invention going) breasts.

Perverted Planet #2, Scene 1 starring Salma de Nora
This scene was going fine until she’s stroking him into her mouth and gets it up the nose. Which looks like a booger and ruined it a bit.

Nasty Talk, Scene 5 starring Sandra Romain
Sandra Romain jerks him off into her mouth. Not at it, into it. You can see the cum on her tongue. A fine example of why Sandra Romain is awesome.

Superfuckers #10: Non Stop Sex, Scene 6 starring Petra Short
Two guys in this scene. Petra jerks the second guy off into her mouth after first guy does it himself.

Superfuckers #10: Non Stop Sex, Scene 3 starring Yasmine Fitzgerald and Alissa
The blonde (I’ll admit it, I don’t know which one is which) jerks him off into her mouth, kinda.

Naked Eyes, Scene 3 starring Bunny Bleu and Susan Hart
Guy gets jerked off by Susan and Bunny while eating Susan’s pussy

Naked Eyes, Scene 2 starring Bunny Bleu and Susan Hart
Bunny Bleu blows Herschel Savage, who says some dumb ass shit while he’s coming. It’s slightly comical, but not hot. Best quote: “The fortune of life surges through my penis!”

Believe Me I Wanna DP #3, Scene 3 starring Nikki Ryder
Ms. Ryder strokes one guy’s cum right on to her tongue ring. The other has to jerk himself off.

This Week’s Finishers: 11/1 - 11/7


I’m so busy today that I’m going to post these links without the little reviews right now. Sorry.

Cute Little Asses #6, Scene 2 starring Cameron

Cute Little Asses #6, Scene 4 starring Lulu

Blistering Blowjobs #7, Scene 4 starring Laura Lion

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This Week’s Finishers: 10/25 - 10/31


I’ve only got two finishers for you this week. I can’t get over the suspicion that I missed some…do any of you know of any scenes I missed?

The Good, The Bad, And The Slutty #2, Scene 4 starring Presley Maddox
Presley does a nice job of jerking Ian Scott onto her face after she gives him a pretty energetic blowjob.

Blind Sex Dates #4, Scene 4 starring Jerzi Lynn
It’s not entirely clear to me what happened in this scene. Jerzi is giving this guy a blowjob and then she seems to be foaming at the mouth. It’s either an oral cream pie or rabies…

Daylight Saving Time = More Porn!


VideoBox releases 5 DVDs a day (at 12:12, 5:00, 9:48, 2:36 and 7:24, PST at the moment). On Saturday, November 1st, we’ll be uploading an extra DVD because of daylight saving time.

The schedule will be: one at 12:12, 4:00, 8:48, 1:36, 6:24 and 11:12. It will also push the release schedule back one hour going forward (until it’s time to spring ahead).

Enjoy!

This Week’s Finishers: 10/18 - 10/24


I’ve gotta be honest - this was not the best week for finishers…

I Just Fucked A Black Guy, Scene 1 starring Jada Heart
Unlike last week when I listed the best scene first, this one is at the top because it’s just so awful. I’m not sure if Jada Heart had ever seen a penis before that day, but the face she made when he came was one of pure disgust.

Meet The Neighbors, Scene 2 starring Michelle
Another face-maker. This chick does whatever she can to avoid getting any jizz in her mouth.

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This Week’s Finishers: 10/11 - 10/17

Girls Who Finish
Because it was so popular last week (I even got emails about it!), “This Week’s Finishers” is back for another round. This time, we have a dozen scenes featuring sisters doing it for themselves:

Secretary’s Day #2, Scene 3 starring Jenna Haze
Too good not to go first: Jenna Haze wearing cute glasses gives an awesome blowjob, takes it on the tongue (and then, for some reason, Kevin Moore takes his dick back from her and strokes a little more out, but whatever).

Ski Bitch, Scene 2 starring Julie Robbins and Katja Kassin
This is two (handjob) scenes in one and both girls finish at least one guy.

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This Week’s Finishers

Finishers
Finisher (n): A woman who actively causes her partner to have an orgasm rather than simply allowing him to jerk off on her face.

We all love finishers. This week, there were nine scenes that featured ladies taking care of business.

Sweet and Easy, scene 1 starring Faith Grant
Faith is cute and she puts a good effort into making him come (in her mouth), but the guy was a little loud during the money shot.

Carnival, scene 4 starring Jill Kelly
Jill strokes Joey Silvera off onto her tits.

Cum Filled MILFs, scene 6 starring Donna Doll
There was some odd editing at the end of this, but it is an oral creampie as far as I can tell.

Cum Filled MILFs, scene 5 starring Simone Riley
This oral creampie ends nicely because Simone has finesse and doesn’t need to pull this guy’s dick half off.

Cum Filled MILFs, scene 4 starring Beckie Brian
Beckie’s a cute brunette who takes over at the end and gets a load in the general vicinity of her mouth.

Cum Filled MILFs, scene 2 starring Nina Cordova
Didn’t like this girl all that much, but she manages a partial oral creampie here.

Double D POV #1 starring Austin Kincaid
Some may disagree with me here, but I thought Austin did a great job of finishing Vince Vouyer with a two-handed handjob in this scene.

Apple Bottom Butts, scene 4 starring Stacie Lane
To be fair, this scene has appeared on the site before. But if you haven’t seen Stacie Lane jerk this guy off onto her tits, it’s new to you.

Teen Sensations #3, scene 3 starring Felix Vicious
Last, but not least, Felix Vicious jerks her costar off into her mouth to finish this scene (oops, no pun intended).

Update: Eight out of nine girls in BJ Babes finish the job!

Alison’s Top 10 Asses in Porn

It’s been a while since I’ve done a list, so I figured I’d take a request and compile my top 10 favorite pornstar butts. This was a tough list to create because there are so many great asses in porn. In order to make my list, the butts had to be:

  • Big
  • Round
  • Free of blemishes*
  • Free of cellulite*

To demonstrate their superiority for all of you, I’ve included a link to a video of each star showing off what she’s got. It took a little work to find the perfect scene for each girl, but I think it was well worth it.

So without further ado, I present my top 10 best asses in porn!

1. Naomi
Naomi has the best ass in porn
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Top Scenes: June 2008

Top Scenes June 2008

Last month’s numbers are in and:

  • Brunettes outnumbered blondes 7 to 2
  • Straight sex beat anal, 6 scenes to 3
  • Four girls had tattoos
  • Two and a half girls had pubes*
  • Eight out of nine girls had real boobs**
  • Micah Moore made the list twice

Top 10 Scenes of June 2008
1. Fresh Newcummers #1, Scene 3 starring Micah Moore
2. P.O.V. Perv, Scene 1 starring Sandy Diamond
3. Fresh Newcummers #1, Scene 1 starring Faye Runaway
4. Daddy’s Little Princess #3, Scene 3 starring Missy Stone
5. Cock Craving Cuties, Scene 2 starring Adrianna Faust
6. More Cushion For The Pushin’ #2, Scene 1 starring Cassandra Calogera
7. Teen Machine #2, Scene 2 starring Micah Moore
8. Auto Bang Sluts #2, Scene 1 starring Ginger Lee
9. Creampie Cuties #7, Scene 1 starring Janet
10. The Girl Next Door #5, Scene 2 starring Liliana Moreno

* I count Micah Moore as half because they’re barely there
** Liliana Moreno continues to have a very nice, convincing pair of fakes

Porn Star Tattoos: Best and Worst (Mostly Worst)

Adrianna Nicole Hip TattooAudrey Elston Back TattooJoanna Angel Right Shoulder Tattoo
Maybe it’s because I have some ink myself, but tattoos on porn stars don’t bother me. That is, unless they’re bad tattoos. An ugly tattoo marring an otherwise beautiful piece of flesh is really a travesty.

Check out my compilation of porn star tats after the jump. There are way too many armbands and tramp stamps for my liking, but the new scourge seems to be getting them below the bellybutton.
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Top Scenes: May 2008

Top 10 Scenes May 2008
Here, ranked for your personal edification, are the most downloaded scenes of May 2008.

Top 10 Scenes of May 2008
1. Naughty Amateurs #3, Scene 5 starring Micah May
2. Big Bottoms Up #1, Scene 1 starring Naomi
3. Natural Teen Nymphs #5, Scene 5 starring Sasha Sin
4. Spread My Lips, Scene 6 starring Ellen Saint
5. Ass 2 Mouth #4, Scene 3 starring Tory Lane and Flower Tucci
6. Sexy Secretaries #2, Scene 1 starring Lisa Rose
7. Shorty’s Macin’ Your Daughter, Scene 5 starring Jayden Rose
8. Slutty Campus Teens #3, Scene 1 starring Anastasia
9. Anal Lolas, Scene 1 starring Gabriella Marceau and Sunny Blue
10. The Girl Next Door #5, Scene 2 starring Liliana Moreno

Fun Stats About this List
Number of blondes: 6
Number of brunettes: 6
Number of redheads: 0
Anal scenes: 6
Straight sex scenes: 4
Squirting scenes: 1
Girls with real tits: 10
Girls with fakes: 2*

* Liliana Moreno has an outstanding set of fakes

The 8 Best Porn Blogs on the Web

RSS Reader
I read a few dozen blogs every day to keep up with what’s going on in the porn industry. A couple of news sites, some blogs that aggregate interesting porn-related websites and a few written by industry insiders. There are a lot of good sites out there, but if you only read a few blogs per day, these are the ones I’d recommend (in addition to this one):

8. Boinkology
One part news, one part commentary and one part link lists, Boinkology is a nice catch-all blog for folks interested in sex (porn is a topic, but not the main focus of the blog).

7. Erik Rhodes “Slipping Away”
Reader Fedor tipped me off to the blog of gay porn star Erik Rhodes. He describes himself as a “miserable Porn Star with nothing better to do with his spare time.” You don’t have to be gay to find this guy’s blog entertaining.

6. Genesis Online
The online home of Genesis magazine. The blog is almost exclusively focused on porn news, but doesn’t sink to the level of some industry publications and simply post press releases for every new movie coming out.

5. Porn Star Babylon
I find a lot of porn star gossip on this site that doesn’t get widely reported elsewhere. Sometimes a little heavy on the Jenna Jameson news, but overall an interesting blog.


This blog seemed to start out as a pretty standard porn news blog. It’s since morphed into a predominantly personal blog of a woman who has alienated and enraged many in the adult industry. In that sense, it remains interesting, but I no longer count it among the best.

4. Popporn
TLA Video’s strange and entertaining blog about all things porn. It’s hard to describe. You kind of just have to read it.

3. Reverse Cowgirl
I think Reverse Cowgirl is one of the best blogs I’ve started reading in the last year or so. The author, Susannah Breslin, is not only an engaging writer, she brings a very interesting perspective to sex and porn.


Evidently, Ms. Breslin takes offense to being on a list of porn blogs. So she’s been removed.

2. Gram Ponante’s Porn Valley Observed
I’ll admit to being a little biased because Gram is a friend, but I’ll say that the reason we became friends is that I loved his blog and wrote to him out of the blue. Gram is a freelance comedy writer who spends his time hanging out with porn stars and writing about his adventures.

1. Fleshbot
The ultimate porn/sex information aggregator. Period. As part of the Gawker blog empire, they post tons of stuff every day and there’s something interesting to read every time I visit. If you only read one porn blog (other than the VB blog!), make it this one.

Porn’s Best Dirty Talkers

Dirty Talk
The other day, blog reader sizelarge22 asked me to list some scenes with the best dirty talking sluts. In my opinion there’s an elite group of dirty talking girls wouldn’t shut up if you gagged them. Then there are other girls who are occasionally inspired to spout off at the mouth.

I’ve come up with a short list of scenes and a slightly longer list of girls who get dirty in almost every scene. Please chime in with your own favorite filth-mouthed girls/scenes in the comments.

Scenes with Dirty Talking Stars
Hannah West in Fuel Injected #6, Scene 2
Ava Devine in Pussyman’s Big Tit Paradise #4, Scene 2
Penny Flame in Young & Natural, Scene 3
Jennifer Dark in She’s Half My Age #3, Scene 2

Filthy Mouthed Ladies
Ariana Jollee
Loni
Gianna Michaels
Sasha Grey
Jenna Haze
Kelly Wells
Mika Tan

Member Favorites
Melissa Lauren
Sandra Romain
Layla Jade
Alicia Rhodes
Flick Shagwell
Roxy Jezel
Avy Lee Roth
Daisy Marie
Vanessa Rubec
Alana Evans
Destiny Deville
Sabrina Johnson
Rebecca Linares
Bree Olsen (Interracial Creampies #4, scene 1)
Dani Woodward (13 Cum Hungry Cocksuckers #2, Scene 13)

Thanks to zarafan, G man, sizelarge22, jfro, ropeadope2, KyonoRocks and Jambi for these picks!

Am I Missing Anyone?

Next week, Alison will be posting a poll to determine who is the membership’s least favorite male performer. The guy who annoys you the most. The individual you dread seeing with your favorite female performer. I have compiled a list of stars whom I’ve seen complaints registered against in the review comments. Am I missing any obvious nominees? This is the list I have thus far (which will be whittled down to more manageable levels for the actual poll): Please leave a reply if you note any glaring omissions.

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Most Popular Scenes: March 17 - April 2

Top Porn in March
Back by popular demand, the most downloaded scenes of the last 7 days.

VideoBox’s Top 10 Downloaded Scenes Last Week
1. Teen Sensations #2, Scene 1 starring Gauge
2. Daddy’s Little Princess #2, Scene 2 starring Carmel Moore
3. The Babysitter #5, Scene 4 starring Briana Banks
4. Daddy’s Little Princess #2, Scene 1 starring Sasha Grey
5. Meet the Twins #1, Scene 5 starring Lanny Barbie
6. The Babysitter #5, Scene 3 starring Gauge
7. Up Close and Personal P.O.V., Scene 1 starring Monica Sweetheart
8. Daddy’s Little Princess #2, Scene 3 starring Stacee Morgan
9. Pornomation #2: Zuma, Tales of a Sexual Gladiator
10. Teen Sensations #2, Scene 2 starring Patricia Kahn and Nicky Reed

It was a teen-heavy week, but that’s no shocker. I am a little surprised, however, that Pornomation #2 made the list, though. Maybe I shouldn’t be. It did get 4 1/2 stars.

As a final note, the fact that every single one of these movies was released between March 17 and April 2 makes me wonder if my last list wasn’t a little off. Or a lot off…

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Rope Looks Back….. December 2005

Welcome to the second edition of Rope Looks Back. I’ve scoured the archives for December 2005 and selected a dozen or so scenes that were memorable to me. Once again, I’d like to thank Alison, the blog team, and everyone at VideoBox for the opportunity to contribute this article. Red Light District, which dominated the November list, was atop this month’s list as well. They received competition from Notorious, Zero Tolerance and Elegant Angel. As always, the scenes are presented in date order, so let’s turn the page to 12/1/05.

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Rope Looks Back….. November 2005

Ropeadope
Alison was kind enough to allow me to contribute the following entry to the blog. My original intention was to make a list of favorite scenes / performers on the site. However, I quickly realized unless the list was large enough to accommodate hundreds of items, it would be an impossible task. Instead, I went back to the beginning of the site’s archives in November 2005 and reviewed the first month’s updates. I selected ten scenes that were memorable to me and highlighted them below. [I have actually included eleven scenes in my listing, as one scene is oral only]. Possibly you’ve overlooked some of these scenes. With over 4000 DVD’s on the site and five more uploaded every day, it can be tough to keep up.

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Top 5 Cum Dodgers

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Some girls just don’t like facials. Some don’t swallow. Why they chose a career in porn is anyone’s guess, but by request, I present to you the top 5 worst cum dodgers on VideoBox.

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Alison’s Top 5 Porn Stars

Gianna Michaels

I’m in a sharing mood today, so I came up with this list of my favorite porn stars of all time. Lists are great because everyone has their own and loves to argue about them. I may not be a music nerd or a film snob, but I do know porn. So I submit to you my list of the 5 best porn stars ever (note: this doesn’t consider classic stars for a variety of reasons).

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