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New Channel – Check It Out!

Hey VideoBoxers,

We are so excited to announce that we’ve launched a new premium X-Channel for your hot HD babe enjoyment: Porn Pros!

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The channel went live yesterday with 30 movies comprised of 147 scenes featuring hot new girls and amazing production value, all in HD. Subscribers get a new HD movie (usually 5 scenes) every Thursday, all for a pro-rated price of just $15 per month. Check it out at our Porn Pros Movies browse page. Signups are already rolling in, so feel free to make your VideoBox membership even better by adding this awesome channel today.

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In case you don’t know what X-Channels are, here’s a bit of background: here at VideoBox we’re always on the hunt for the best porn content we can license from quality studios, with our goal being to bring it to you for our low monthly fee. There are still studios out there shooting awesome movies, but they either don’t license their content to others or their licensing policy restricts them from providing videos to “all you can eat” sites like ours.

Because of our great relationships in the industry, though, we’ve managed to find a way to get that content to you at the lowest prices possible: through X-Channels, which are add-ons to your monthly subscription to VideoBox. Think of VideoBox as basic cable, and the X-Channels are HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, etc. In fact, we are the only site other than their own where you can find Evil Angel, Soft On Demand and one other partner whose name we can’t mention outside our members area!

Let us know what you think of this new channel… we hope you fully enjoy the top-notch porn it provides.

Cheers,
The VideoBox Team

Here’s The Deal…

Hey VideoBoxers,

If you’re like me, you’re always looking for ways to get more for your money. That’s why I’m stoked to say we’ve secured a whole ton of super-cheap deals on other top porn sites, which you can find on our new site VideoBox Deals. Check it out, and use the extra cash you’re saving to MAKE IT RAIN!

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P.S. Yep, this is what that new banner on the homepage is about. 🙂 Enjoy!

Happy Surfing,
Bob

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Adam & Eve Is Back!

Hey VideoBoxers,

Our content team has been busy lately, making deals to bring you more great porn from top studios. I mentioned our other recent addition just yesterday, and today I want to point out that, after a 9-year gap, new titles from Adam & Eve are once again hitting VideoBox!

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We are delighted to have Adam & Eve back in the VideoBox family. We’ve got 15 of their movies on the site now, with many more on their way to you. Once again, all of us here wish you the happiest of quality porn viewing in the weeks, months and years to come.

Enjoy,
Bob and The VB Team

Devil’s Film Now on VB!

Hey Everyone,

I’m willing to bet most of you already noticed this, but for the few of you who don’t check the site daily, you may have missed a very exciting addition to the VB catalog: Devil’s Film!

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This deal has been in the works for some time, and we are stoked to welcome Devil’s Film to the VideoBox family. We already have 18 “Devil’s Hardcore” titles on the site, with much more of their content to come. All of us here hope you all thoroughly enjoy the quality porn that’s here now and will continue to come your way.

Have Fun,
Bob and The VB Team

Clip-Creation in Flash Player is Back!

Hey Everyone,

Tuesdays are rarely very fun or exciting. Well, we’ve decided to change all that by letting you know that we released an update to our flash player today, and among other things, it restores the custom-clip creation feature to the player.

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Sure, Clint’s playing it cool, but here at VB HQ we are pretty stoked about it. Oh, and did I mention that every single scene on the site has been available for custom clipping since the beginning of March? Maybe you already knew that?

This release also re-enables the “HQ” button on the player, so you can manually choose between higher and lower-res streams, which is especially nice for HD scenes if you’ve got the bandwidth.

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We also have drastic performance improvements to the flow mode player underway now, so you should see that work hit the site shortly. I have some other cool news to announce soon as well, but let’s not blow our whole load on a Tuesday, right?

Enjoy,
Bob and The VB Team

Trusted Partners

Hey VideoBoxers,

I hope you all had a great summer and that life is treating you well here at the edge of fall. I just wanted to point out and explain the new link you may have seen on your “My VB” page, which is titled “Trusted Partners.”

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We had a similar page on VB2, so this isn’t a new idea, but we’re excited about this addition to VB3 because we’ve had some time to develop relationships with other sites that don’t just offer more of the same. So we’re kicking off our Trusted Partners page with a few offerings from the MetArt network: MetArt, SexArt and The Life Erotic. I believe that if you take a look at what they have, you’ll find it’s different from, and complimentary to, what we provide. We also know that the folks at MetArt will treat you right.

That last point cannot be overstated. We pride ourselves on conducting our business with integrity and treating our customers as valued members deserving of the best service we can provide. Many of you have come to trust us and have experienced excellent service from our Customer Support team, and we are only going to offer you deals and discounts from sites whose staff will treat you the same way we would.

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There will be more sites added in the weeks and months to come. We hope you will check the Trusted Partners page now and then, and will find something that you enjoy. And, if you feel strongly against seeing promotions on VB, please remember that you don’t have to look at the page if you really don’t want to. But of course I encourage you to take a look; I believe you will be pleasantly surprised.

Cheers,
Bob

“Sexy Slayer” Video, In Honor of Jeff Hanneman

Many of us here at VB admire the guitar stylings of the recently-deceased Jeff Hanneman, so much so that our content guru made a fantastic compilation he calls “Sexy Slayer.” We offer it to you all now, just to put a smile back on everyone’s faces after a sad day. We can’t help but think Jeff would have approved.

R.I. P. Jeff Hanneman of Slayer.

More Info:
Jeff Hanneman’s death yesterday morning was confirmed in a statement on the band’s Facebook page: “Slayer is devastated to inform that their bandmate and brother, Jeff Hanneman, passed away at about 11am this morning near his Southern California home.”

“Hanneman was in an area hospital when he suffered liver failure.”

He is survived by his wife Kathy, his sister Kathy and his brothers Michael and Larry.

Hanneman founded Slayer with fellow guitarist Kerry King in the early 1980s. The group was among the “big four” thrash metal groups of the era alongside Megadeth, Metallica and Anthrax.

Alison’s Guide to Bringing Porn Into Your Relationship

Are you in a relationship? Do you wish you could share your VB membership with your significant other, but aren’t sure how to introduce it? Porn, by its nature, is a pretty charged subject. In a relationship, it can be a minefield – but it can also be a great way to bond with your partner and take your sexual relationship to a new level. In this post, I’ll give you a few pointers for avoiding the mines and maybe even discovering a new way to connect with your partner (who I’ll be referring to as a female from here, but the advice applies to any gender).

Why do you want your woman to watch porn with you in the first place? Hopefully it’s so that she’ll get really turned on and want to fuck you silly. So the key is to figure out what’ll turn her on. One way to find out is to ask, but I fully realize that that’s kind of direct and may not yield any useful information. Here are some guidelines that may help if she’s not 100% comfortable spelling out the kind of videos she wants to watch yet.

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Cute Girls in Soccer Socks

It’s World Cup time and you know what that means…soccer-themed porn! Unfortunately, I felt like this morning’s Soccer Girls didn’t quite satisfy the need to watch girls wearing soccer socks get nailed.

All is not lost, however. Below are scenes featuring footballing cuties getting a workout. Now you have something to do at halftime.

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Goalie Jayna Oso is the soccer coach’s daughter. She’s approached by a group of gentlemen whom she initially expresses disinterest in, but they convince her to play “strip soccer.” And have gang bang.
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Mean old Mr. Pete stole Sativa Rose’s soccer ball. How’s she going to get it back? By screwing him in the bathroom, of course!
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Victoria White has a private soccer practice session with her coach, during which she runs some little drills and shows off her high school soccer experience. After practice, she and the coach get busy in the locker room.

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Best of the Worst Titles Redux

In December ’09, I did a post about the best of the best awful porn titles on VideoBox. Since that time, Porn Valley has continued its fine naming tradition and we’ve continued to post movies with ridiculous titles – some funny, some gross, a few nonsensical.

Here are a few of my favorites from the last 5 months or so.

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BBW videos always get stuck with the absolute worst titles. The most epic of all time is, of course, Fuck My Gut Butt. Which is probably not offensive if you have a gut butt? I’m not sure. But I will say that Hog Humpers leans a little more toward the mean side.

My suggestions for new, kindlier BBW titles: Rubenesque Romps, Zaftig Encounters and Full-Figured Fucks.
Relax, He’s My Step Dad
I will not relax, thank you. This is creepy as hell. And the pruny, bespectacled gentleman pulling down Gracie Glam’s shirt on the cover is skin-crawl inducing.

On a vaguely related note, someday Joey Silvera’s going to make a movie called Tranny Step MILFs. And when that day comes, you can congratulate me because that was my title. I gave him full permission to use it because I know it’s gonna be a huge hit.

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