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The Pornos of VideoBox Past and Future

Three years ago, VideoBox released its first Christmas porno: The Tits That Saved XXX-mas. This year, we’ll be welcoming three new Christmas movies onto the site, so I wanted to put together a small list of what’s come before and give a sneak preview of what to expect in your VideoBox stocking today.

2006: The Tits That Saved XXX-mas
Four scenes with people dressed up in Christmas-y costumes. Excellent Christmas porn because there’s very little plot, girls with big tits, and festive costumes/decorations.

If you liked this, check out:

sexy santaSexy Santa
Available at 1:36pm PST
2007: Big Titty Christmas
My favorite Christmas video on the site. Six scenes with eight girls dressed up in Santa outfits, four scenes with anal, two sets of natural tits, and a partridge in a pear tree.

If you liked this, check out:

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Available at 1:36pm PST
2008: Very Very Bad Santa
Ron Jeremy (ironically?) plays a pathetic Santa who fantasizes about sex. The least Christmas-y of the X-mas porn, the only holiday-themed fucking is Brian Surewood dressed as an elf while getting a blowjob.

If you liked this, check out:

santas revengeSanta’s Revenge
Available at 11:12pm PST
2008: A Very Creamy Christmas
Cute Christmas-themed lingerie with creampies. Worst part is definitely scene 4 starring Tabitha (the one with the terrifying pussy tattoo).

If you liked this, check out:

very creamy xmas 2A Very Creamy Christmas #2
Available at 8:48am PST

I want to wish a very happy and safe holiday to all of you, regardless of whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Saturnalia, Kwanzaa or Festivus (for the rest of us).

Are Women the Next Big Porn Market?

womenwatchpornThis month in Oprah Magazine, there’s an article about porn for women that’s been causing a stir in the media. Like most of these types of articles, it starts by citing dubious statistics about the numbers of women who visit porn sites:

In the first three months of 2007, according to Nielsen/NetRatings, approximately one in three visitors to adult entertainment Web sites was female; during the same period, nearly 13 million American women were checking out porn online at least once each month.

I’ve been working in this industry for almost 7 years. Every year or so, “porn for women” comes up. In the beginning, I bought into the idea that most women like features and most men like gonzo, but over the years I’ve come to realize that women’s tastes are just as diverse as men’s – and that the market for “women’s porn” is not nearly the size that Candida Royalle would have you think.

No matter what Nielsen says, I simply don’t think there’s any way that one third of visitors to porn sites are female. But I could be wrong. Which is why I’m posting these two polls (one for men and one for women). It’ll be interesting to see if a hidden female viewership will emerge.

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Bewitching Brief – Part 2

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The conclusion to our look at Not Bewitched XXX. Part 1 of the article can be found here. For quick reference, the primary cast members appearing in scenes 4 thru 7 are Jenna Haze (Samantha), Mike Horner (Darrin), Teagan Presley (Tabitha), Nina Hartley (Endora), Eva Angelina (Aunt Clara), and Michelle Avanti (Gladys Kravitz). Please see part 1 of the post for the complete cast list and background information.

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Bewitching Brief – Part 1

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Two months ago in this post, Alison informed us of the emergence and popularity of porn parodies. Intrigued by the concept, I’ve since acquired titles based on two classic television series, The Brady Bunch and Bewitched. In today’s post we’ll begin our look at Not Bewitched XXX. Part 2 of the article will follow in roughly 48 hours. I’ll visit Not The Brady’s XXX in a future blog entry. With a cast including Aurora Snow, Eva Angelina, Jenna Haze, Nina Hartley, Sasha Grey, and Teagan Presley, Not Bewitched XXX has the potential to be a very enjoyable release. Click all images to view full size. Five stars is the maximum rating for each scene.

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?

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No, not the picture above. That’s Lily Thai awaiting transport from the school bus to her studies. Nothing at all wrong with that picture. Please click inside to view the image I’m referencing. I recently obtained a movie from the studio Club Jenna and assembled the enclosed preview from one of the scenes. Who is the performer in the preview and what is wrong / unusual with the picture?

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Who Makes Real Teen Movies?

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The teen category is a funny one. Sometimes it feels like I see the same girl in every single movie even though she’s 25 (I’m talking about you, Leah Luv). The MILF category is the same way in reverse, but that’s a post for another day.

I started wondering whether any studios did a better job than others at hiring real teens. There are 8 or 9 studios that seem to have a lot of teen movies on VB, but I chose 5 for this experiment. For each studio, I chose its 5 most popular DVDs and figured out the ages of each actress portraying a teen at the time of filming and averaged them to figure out who’s hiring the 20-somethings and who’s paying the big bucks for the 18 and 19 year olds who are new to the business.

The five studios I chose to sample were:

  • Notorious (84 teen movies)
  • Lethal Hardcore (32 teen movies)
  • Platinum X (23 teen movies)
  • DVSX (23 teen movies)
  • Brandon Iron Productions (10 movies, all teen-themed)

Read on for the results of my research…

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2 Anal Or Not 2 Anal – That Is The Question

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One of the more heated subjects of debate which regularly surface in the movie review comments, centers on the inclusion or exclusion of anal intercourse in a particular scene or DVD. For many in the membership, anal appears to be a deal breaker, one way or the other. Some will only view – download scenes containing anal, others will only view – download non-anal scenes. I’m sure a great many others fall in-between these two extreme viewpoints. Let’s try to resolve this issue once and for all with the following poll. Please select the answer which best fits your viewing – downloading habits. Beyond the poll itself, if you hold an extreme viewpoint (must have anal, must not have anal), please reply in the comments and try to convince a neutral person like myself why I should adopt your philosophy.

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Does the inclusion or exclusion of anal in a scene, influence your decision to view or download the scene?

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Favorite VideoBox Scene? part 2

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Back in May 2008, when I posted What’s Your Favorite VideoBox scene? Mine is …., fellow member zarafan had an excellent suggestion. He stated, “Rope, I encourage you to pose this question again in a few months: it will be interesting to see if and how our answers change in that time!!” Well, more than a few months have passed (fifteen to be precise), and I do believe it’s time to tackle the question once more. I commented that the first post served as a Hall of Fame list of amazing scenes. So I ask all within the membership, what is your favorite VideoBox scene or scenes? Feel free to expand upon your answer or simply reply to the post by listing the scene and performer. Don’t be concerned with providing the links; I’ll link everything up. Let me begin the proceedings by telling you about one of my new favorite VideoBox scenes.

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How Much Porn Are You Willing To Be Caught Dead With?

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In a memorable scene from HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm series (Porno Gil – Season 1 – Episode 3), Jeff, who has been hospitalized and is awaiting emergency bypass surgery, makes a request of Larry. Jeff wants Larry to get to his secret porn stash and clear it out of the house before any family members make the discovery. Should Jeff not survive the operation, he doesn’t want his wife, daughter, or parents to stumble across his XXX collection of books, magazines, video cassettes, CD’s, DVD’s, hard drives, flash drives, etc.

In this poll, please select the answer that best fits your approach to death and porn. I believe it’s human nature to think we have an infinite amount of time to make the necessary arrangements. But what if you’re hit by a bus or struck by lightning? Beyond the poll, please leave a comment if you have any ideas to pass along for best hiding places, best removal strategies, or any other tips to insure your porn stash remains undiscovered.

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What Is Your Strategy Regarding Death and Porn?

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The Best of Belladonna

I think Belladonna is the porn performer of her generation. Her energy and enthusiasm are incredible, she’s cute as a button and she genuinely seems to love what she does.

In preparation for next week’s post (I’m sure some of you can guess what it is), I’m posting my top 5 favorite Belladonna videos. Each scene has 6 resizable screencaps. The list is in countdown format and features 3 regular VB scenes and 2 Evil Angel scenes. Hopefully, there’s something for everyone.

5. Nothin’ Butt Buttwoman, Scene 6
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The scene starts with Bella holding a camera and three guys fondling her. You can tell she enjoys the attention. In fact, Belladonna might be the only porn star who seems more in her element with three cocks than one. Throughout the scene they change configurations in every possible way and she just loves every minute of it. To top it all off, she finishes the one I think is Kevin Long.

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