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5 Ways to Tell Real Breasts from Fakes


Most pornstar boobjobs are pretty obvious. But every now and then, you see a cute girl with nice tits and you’re just not sure. It happens to all of us.

So, how to tell? Below are 5 indicators I use to guess whether a girl has real or fake breasts. It’s not a foolproof system, but I think looking for these signs will go a long way toward making a determination if you’re really curious.

Are They Fake? The Signs

1. They’re oddly shaped
Breasts should not be round or bulgy on top. Natural breasts slope downward, especially with age. If you see a MILF with grapefruit-sized breasts and stick straight out, they’re probably aftermarket parts.

2. They’re strangely positioned
Maybe they’re a little too high up on the chest or spaced incorrectly. Large breasts generally reside around the middle of the bicep or lower. If they’re right below her clavicle, the chances are good that they’re fakes. Other telltale signs are boobs that are too far apart or too close together. Many times, girls wear long necklaces to disguise the fact that their breasts aren’t spaced normally.

3. Hardness/immobility
The consistency of a breast can be hard to determine on video, but fake tits don’t move freely, especially in the cowgirl positions and doggy style. They should bounce up and down or hang. Another good time to check is when she’s lying on her back. Real boobs will flatten out and slide toward her armpits.

4. Scars and dimpling
This one’s pretty obvious. Check around the nipples and where the underside of the boob meets her body for scars. Dimpling can occur anywhere on the breast, but tends to happen on the sides and underneath. A common way to disguise this is by leaving bras or other strategically positioned articles of clothing on.

5. Way too big for her frame
Girls who stand 5’2” and weigh 105 lbs do not have DDs. C’mon…

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Today in New Breasts: Teagan Presley

You guys know I’m not a fan of the fake breasts. That said, when Genesis posted pics of Teagan’s new boobs today, I had to admit they’re a step up from the old fakes.


Teagan\'s First Implants Teagan\'s Newest Implants

If you’re curious, you can check out her original boobs here.

Source: Genesis Magazine

You Can Buy Teagan’s Breast Implants

Teagan Presley ImplantsDarrah over at Porn Star Babylon just posted a link to Teagan Presley’s breast implant eBay auction.

According to Teagan’s MySpace blog (note: her profile is set to private):

I have had some many requests for my old implants that we removed last Tuesday by fans, adult sites and magazines, I am selling them on eBay.

They have been medically sterlized, and you get my silicone implants, an autographed DVD of Babysitters, and two autographed photos, one nude and one not nude, all beautifully framed!

20% of the proceeds will go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Cure Fund through eBay, and the rest will go to pay for my new surgery I just had as well as my big legal bills now I have for my custody and legal battles.


The bidding starts at $2,000…get ‘em while they’re, uh, hot.

Update: eBay pulled the auction. Go figure…

Eva Angelina’s Having a Girl

Eva Angelina
Genesis Magazine is reporting that Eva Angelina will be taking a hiatus from porn because she’s expecting a baby in December. My congratulations to Eva.

I’ll admit that the second thing I thought when I read the news was “will she be able to breast feed with her implants?” The answer appears to be maybe. Some doctors think that as long as the implants are in tact, there’s no possibility of harm to the mother or the baby. Others disagree. According to S. Lori Brown, Ph.D., an epidemiologist in FDA’s Center for Devices and Radiological Health, “many women with implants are unable to breast-feed successfully.” The reasons for this are unclear.

Seems like yet another reason not to get fakes. Hopefully, Eva won’t have any problems. I wish her the very best.

Porn Star Boob Job Redux: Voting

Gathering up these before and after pictures, I have to admit, has been fascinating. Reading peoples’ comments about who looked better before and after has been interesting, but I’d like to get a little more scientific.

I’ve put together 9 sets of images of 8 girls that you can vote on. Judging should mainly be based on breast appearance, but I understand that there are other important factors as well. May the best boobs win.

Does Chasey Lain look better before or after her boob job?

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Porn Star Boob Jobs: Before and After

I’ve been thinking about porn stars and their boob jobs. I’m not generally in favor, but I don’t intend this post to make any particular point about plastic surgery. It’s just interesting to me to look at the before and afters photos. I always wonder if they’re happy with their new boobs.

Teagan Presley
Teagan Presley Natural Tits Teagan Presley After Boob Job

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