It's like Natalie Portman as Queen Amidala gets captured, drugged, and abused by old man Lumberg. She's gotta come in and do it on Saturday and Sunday, too. I've never sympathized with a slut before, but what happened after the camera stopped rolling- did they laugh this thing off over beers? It makes me so sad and yet I can't help but watch.. what repressed memory from what chick in middle school made me want to watch this I don't know. But I wouldn't mind some ass tonguing of my own.